Ultra-troll Paul Finebaum, who has mastered the art of spinning his own opinion as the most important of the day on any subject, turned his cannons on Johnny Manziel on Wednesday. Well, Manziel and his phone.
"Very normal for a 20-year old," Finebaum says, sarcasm dripping, about Manziel palling around with Drake in Toronto before jetting to Cabo. "I don't know where to begin. Will he go over and await the royal birth at Buckingham Palace?"
"I'm bothered by him on many fronts," Finebaum says, before reiterating his only reason for being bothered by Manziel: "He keeps telling us he's 20."
"His phone died," Finebaum says, air quotes implicit, referring to Manziel's excuse for showing up late to a Manning Passing Academy session last Saturday before leaving the camp, the air quotes implicit. "That's not what the NFL's looking for."