Thirteen days after a Giants fan was beaten into a coma outside Dodger Stadium by two reportedly drunk savages, the Los Angeles Dodgers announced tonight that "half-price alcoholic beverages are no longer part of the Dodgers' Half Price Food & Drink Promotion." The first cheap drunkening would have been next Thursday.

The press release that the team released a few hours ago didn't reference the opening-day incident. Alas, John Steigerwald doesn't have another column slated for the Observer-Record until next Sunday, but you can rest assured he's crafting an argument to paint Bryan Stow as a socialist who hinders free-market progress.

Dodgers exclude half-price alcoholic beverage as part of six-game half-price food and drink promotion [MLB]

Dodgers cancel half-price alcohol promotion [L.A. Times]