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Your non-NFL vegetation fertilizer (hint: not a lot of options)... More »
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In which we make a bunch of money for the capitalists, the dogs are let out, and then there's bowl games as well. More »
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• 1:00 — Bowling: Lumber Liquidators PBA Tour Is there something with those 80s-ish PBA commercials on ESPN that I just don't get? Big hair and tight pants don't exactly inspire me to watch bowling on TV. Even if I do get to wear my own shoes. [ESPN] More »
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• NOON — CFB: Army vs. Navy, CBS. Pittsburgh at UConn, ESPN. East Carolina at Tulsa, ESPN2. NCAA Division II Semi-Final, ESPN Classic. More »
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• 3:00 — Movie: In the Valley of Elah [MAX] - Woman stands topless in front of you... "ma'am" could be taken as an insult.
• 3:30 — Golf: LG Skins Game, Back Nine [ABC] - After nine holes, Not Tiger is leading Not Tiger while Not Tiger has yet to earn a skin yet. If you're a betting reader, we'd take Not Tiger for the back nine. Or, you know, a nap. We'd take a nap.
• 4:00 — Nonsense: Holiday Celebration on Ice [NBC] - The conception is practically non-existent and you'll probably have to wait for decent execution until spring, but at least it's not the Skins Game.
• 4:15 — Movie: Pajama Party [TCM] - Tommy Kirk plays a Martian that has problems adjusting to normal society. How do we put this... "Martian" is a euphemism. Like if Todd Haynes directed a beach movie. Yes. More »
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• 12:00 — Movie: Annie [ABC Family] - If your team loses today, you just stick out your chin and grin and say...
• 12:00 — Sport: College Football - Georgia Tech at Georgia [CBS] - Stone Mountain will be leveled by the sheer force of will emitted from this game. This will not be enough to convince some that the Confederacy lost.
• 12:00 — Sport: College Football - Virginia at Virginia Tech [ESPN] - Thankfully, both schools are located in the real Virginia, saving everyone the trouble of having to get passports updated.
• 12:00 — Sport: College Football - South Carolina at Clemson [ESPN2] - If Clemson wins, the state becomes the state of Clemson on all official documents for one year. If South Carolina wins, the state becomes the Land of Confusion in honor of Lou Holtz.
• 12:30 — Sport: College Football - Kansas at Missouri [FSN] - You can't fool us; these are different states. Sorry, Charlie!
• 1:00 — Sport: Golf - LG Skins Game, Front Nine [ABC] - LG is the sponsor because they realized they could give cells to each player to phone in their performances with.
• 2:30 — Sport: College Football - Bayou Classic: Grambling State vs. Southern [NBC] - Every year, we swear we're going to get into this game. Every year, we fall into a nap and miss the halftime show. Then we flip over to...
• 3:30 — Sport: College Football - Florida at Florida State or Maryland at Boston College [ABC or ESPN] - Look, if you can't tell them apart by now, we can't help you.
• 3:30 — Sport: College Football - North Carolina at Duke [ESPNU] - You can't fool us; these schools don't play football. Sorry, Charlie!
• 3:30 — Sport: College Football - Auburn at Alabama [CBS] - You can call us BETTY. More »
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• 12:00 — College Football: Navy vs. Notre Dame [CBS], Ohio State vs. Illinois [ESPN] - Navy looks to go streaking against Charlie Weis! More »
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• 12:00 — Biography: Donny and Marie Osmond [BIO] - "Well, you might like to hear some accordion; make that squeezebox swing." (This is our way to suggest that perhaps this is the day to clean out the eaves if you're not a fan of the football.) More »
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• 12:00 — Sport: College Football - Michigan at Minnesota [ESPN] and Ohio State at Northwestern [ESPN2] - Your Big Ten liver warmups. (Also, Baylor at Texas on FSN and Syracuse at Rutgers on ESPNU.) More »
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• NFL: NY Jets @ Buffalo, 1:00pm, [CBS] More »
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• CFB: Northwestern at Minnesota, 12:00 p.m. [ESPN2] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5073340&view=rss&microfeed=true • 2:00 — Sport: Auto Racing - Sprint Cup: Pep Boys Auto 500 (from Atlanta Motor Speedway) [ABC] - Jimmie Johnson haters, this may be your last chance to imagine a world where Jimmie Johnson isn't your Sprint Cup champion. More »
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• 12:00 — Sport: College Football - Texas Tech vs. Kansas [ESPN] - Not pictured: Texas, Oklahoma State and Oklahoma lining up to help expand the rear entry opened wide by Kansas. More »
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• Noon NHL: NHL: Tampa Bay vs. New York Rangers [Versus] More »
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• 1:00 — NFL: Green Bay @ Tampa [FOX] — Here is your full NFL distribution map. More »
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• 12:00 — Golf: PGA Tour Championship [NBC] - Kim vs. Sergio for a Ryder Cup rematch. More »
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• In Progress — Golf: Ryder Cup [NBC] More »
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• 1:00 — NFL: Oakland @ Kansas City [CBS] — This is a National Fucking Football League game where one head coach may be playing for his job ... in week two. Hopefully I will not get fired after day two. More »
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• 12:00 — College Football: Navy vs. Duke [ESPNU] - Get to know the young men that you will silently curse when they blow by you for promotions in six years. More »
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• Postponed - NASCAR Sprint Cup race will be held tomorrow. More »
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What to watch while Sussman's 8-Bit nightmares become a reality... More »
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What to watch while praying David Duchovny gets the help he needs... More »
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• 12:00 — Sport: Olympic-o-rama [NBC] - According to NBC, we get potpourri. Boxing, track and field, water polo, gymnastics, and Mom's Surprise Casserole. More »
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Listed in order of start time: 12 PM Little League World Series: Pool play. I want this entire pool scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected! ESPN Classic, noon; ESPN2, 1 p.m., 6 p.m. and 8 p.m.; ABC, 3:30 p.m. More »
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Listed in order of start time...Little League World Series: Pool play. Players will not be permitted on the field within one hour of their last meal. ESPN, 11 a.m., 1 p.m., 6 p.m. and 8 p.m.; ABC, 3:30 p.m. More »
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• 12:15 — Documentary: Joe Louis: America's Hero Betrayed. Don't worry, it's only an hour and fifteen minutes, and it's tremendous. [HBO] More »
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• Now! — Hockey: New York Rangers vs. Boston Bruins. Is it a rivalry if only 20,000 give a shit? [NBC] More »
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Terrelle Pryor is one of the featured athletes on display in today's U.S. Army All-American Bowl at 1:00 pm on NBC. More »
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• 1:00 or 4:00 — NFL: FOX Distribution Map [FOX] More »
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• In progress — CFB: Miami at Boston College [ESPN] More »
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• 12:00 — MLS: Houston vs. New England for the MLS Cup [ABC] More »
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• 12:00 — La Liga: Real Madrid vs. Mallorca [Gol TV] More »
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• 1:00 Indianapolis at Carolina (704/719), Pittsburgh at Cincinnati (705/720), Oakland at Tennessee (707/721), or Cleveland at St. Louis (706/no HD). (Distribution Map) [CBS] More »
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• 12:00 — Ponies: Breeders' Cup World Thoroughbred Championships [ESPN] More »
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