<![CDATA[Deadspin: Fred Smoot]]> http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Fred Smoot]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/fred smoot http://deadspin.com/tag/fred smoot <![CDATA[Fred Smoot Didn't Have All That Much Fun On The Vikings Sex Boat]]> Even a lake full of prostitutes wasn't nasty enough for the double-donger himself. "It was the most overrated party I have ever been to in my life." [DC Sports Bog] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5693286&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Does Miguel Cabrera Need a Valtrex Prescription?]]> Wow, that's a grody canker, isn't it? Anyway, Michigan and Notre Dame are still battling it out and USC and Ohio State comes later, so consider this your open thread. And oh, I have a fun story for y'all! More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5358119&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Shocker: Fred Smoot's Minnesota House in Disrepair; Not Selling]]> Smoot, of course, is now a Washington Redskin. This means his former 5,812 square foot home in Eden Prairie, Minnesota is up for sale. The home is now listed at $849,000 which is down from an initial listing price of $1.2 million. Thanks to an email tip from a reader, we now know that the neighbors are angry. From our emailer:
The house is in major disrepair. Neighbors have been complaining left and right. The sprinkler system hasn't worked in over a year, weeds are chest high, no grass left, dead trees. See attached taken this morning. I've heard his realtor can't even get a hold of him. I've heard of neighbors investigating suing him for bringing property values down. While living in our neighborhood he was truly the "boat man". Late night parties, lots of women, loud, obnoxious, didn't take care of his property.
Who else lives in Eden Prairie? Robert Remus aka Sgt. Slaughter. I think the Sgt. needs to make a call to Redskins headquarters and get this thing worked out. Fred Smoot's House [The Realty House] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5041363&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Mmmm, It's A Boatload Of Goodness]]> Who can make the sun rise? Sprinkle it with dew? Fred Smoot can, that's who! How could an energy bar endorsed by the former Vikings sex boat participant — and produced by a company named 3Way Enterprises — not be a major success? Introducing the Smack Energy Bar! More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=333418&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[NFL General Managers Make It Rain]]> The first twenty-four hours of the NFL's free agency period have come and gone. There was a flurry of activity last evening ... let's get ourselves caught up. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=241279&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Car Penetrates Fred Smoot's Face]]> Fred Smoot's jaw is broken in five places as the result of a recent car accident, and he's out of the hospital and recovering, according to Vikings head coach Brad Childress. There aren't a lot of details available at the moment, but there is no reason to believe (well, not much reason, anyway) that Smoot was engaged in any sort of Eddie Griffin-like activity at the time of the accident. I would like to know where Roethlisberger was at the time, though. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=224596&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Fred Smoot's Blanket Coverage]]> We were just forwarded this shot, from an MSNBC gallery, from last Sunday's Vikings-49ers game. You might not be able to tell from the photo — perhaps you are distracted by the ass — but the defender on the play? None other than Fred Smoot. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=213546&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[It's The Vikings' Bye Week!]]> Not sure if you noticed or not, but the Minnesota Vikings have a bye this week. And we all know what that means! More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=207427&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[One Last Victory Lap For A Deadspin Hall Of Famer]]> Ask yourself this: Would you sacrifice 1/17th of your yearly salary in return for one full day of irresponsible drunken sex with on a cruise ship, with the finest multiple partners that money can buy? If you answered yes, congratulations: You can hang with Fred Smoot. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=199602&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Vikings Sex Boat]]> Presenting the next member of the inaugural class of the Deadspin Hall Of Fame ... More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=198753&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[One Probably Should Have Done This A While Ago, We'd Think]]> If you are rubbing your eyes, not quite believing that this picture is actually what you think it is, do not doubt your lying eyes: This is indeed a shot of a guy fumigating the Minnesota Vikings locker room. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=197338&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[...And The Sex Boat Sails Out Of Our Lives]]> It looks like we may be officially closing the cabin door on the Minnesota sex boat incident. Both Bryant McKinnie and Fred Smoot pleaded guilty yesterday to disorderly conduct and being a public nuisance on a watercraft. They'll both get fines and community service. And here's a nice quote from the case's prosecutor: "Hopefully, next year's party will be at the children's hospital." More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=176749&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[For All Your Nautical Construction Needs]]> Just to be sniveling, sarcastic fifth-graders today, we happily introduce you to Smoot Construction, a Columbus, Ohio-based building construction business. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=171833&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Get Your Mini-Sex Boats]]> We love minor league baseball promotions, and we love anything that brings the words "Fred Smoot" and "boat" back into the public consciousness. So we're very happy people this morning. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=167936&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[The Sex Boat Story Will Never Go Away. Awesome.]]> Is it possible to ever get tired of the Vikings sex boat story? We think it's not. We're pretty sure, actually. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=158031&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Dan Snyder's Prayers Have Been Heard]]> It's looking more and more like the NFL is going to play the 2007 season without a salary cap, which is bad news if you're one of the people who have been enjoying the leaguewide parity over the last few years. We could be headed towards total chaos. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=156992&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Poll Results: Super-Size New Mexico!]]> You have spoken, dear readers, and it's perhaps little surprise that you'd be most afraid to run into Marcus "New Mexico" Vick at your local McDonald's. You know what's cool, though? He has a THUG LIFE tattoo across his McRib. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=148044&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Poll: Whom Do You Least Want To Run Into At McDonald's?]]> We still haven't quite come to terms with the bat-shit crazy weirdness of Marcus "New Mexico" Vick whipping out a gun at McDonald's the day after he declared for the NFL Draft, but it did get us to thinking: We haven't been to McDonald's for a long, long time. At first, we thought it was because we're older now and have more refined taste in cuisine (like, say, Wendy's). But we realize now that's not it; we're actually scared. You never know whose path you'll cross at a McDonald's. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=147773&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Culpepper: Lap Dances? Who, Me?]]> We don't want to overstate — and it probably won't happen, anyway — but if Vikings sex boat gods Daunte Culpepper and Bryant McKinnie get their way, we might be in for the real trial of the century. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=146413&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Fred Smoot Is Depressed]]> Well, here's a surprise: Vikings cornerback Fred Smoot has had a little different first year with the Vikings than he initially thought he would. (Not to be crude, but, uh, "holding a double-headed dildo and moving the dildo while each end was inserted into the vagina of two women" is a phrase that doesn't make it in a lot of season preview mags.) More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=144187&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[The Vikings Meet The Seventh Floor Crew]]> Sometimes, someone comes up with a concept that's so perfectly in our sweet spot that we can merely stand up and salute, and that's really saying something, because we spend the whole day on our ass. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=143926&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Setting The 1 o'clock Table...]]> • San Diego @ Indianapolis. Today, they settle it once and for all: Manning or Leaf? More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=143797&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Your Takes On The Sex Boat Wrapup]]> We love doing this site, but, to be honest, what we might love the most are you, the readers. Your comments are the highlights of our days, and not just because you're funnier than we are. We thought we'd take this opportunity to showcase our personal favorite slices of hilarity from today's earlier post about the Vikings' sex boat. And thank you. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=143688&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[The Full Report On The Sex Boat]]> So, hey, anybody else actually dug into these whole Vikings criminal complaints, the ones The Smoking Gun grabbed? If you haven't yet, we suggest you do, because it's even more entertaining than you thought. But, we understand, you're very busy at work today. So allow us to help you out. We've dug through, and here's the highlights, on each player. And it's all written in legalese, which somehow makes it funnier. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=143558&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Vikings In Desperate Need Of Dramamine]]> All kinds of developments from the Vikings orgy boat story over the weekend. The highlights: More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=131334&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[We're Guessing Tice Got On The Wrong Boat]]> OK, time to dig into this Minnesota Vikings sex boat story. More »
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