What, too soon? My bad, but make no mistake about this fact: It's quintessentially bad-ass to have your coffin transported via motorcycle sidecar to your funeral, which is exactly what was done for the late Bob Probert yesterday.

As an eternal nod to Probert's on-ice fisticuffin' badassery, I now present Footage of Jose Canseco Getting Outfought By A 60-Year-Old.

(Photo from AP)
(H/T NJFrogman and LarryBrownSports.)