fun with punctuation - More Baseball Fans Care About Andre Ethier's Bowels Than Chipper Jones's Switch-Hitting Prowess
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By Brian Hickey Apr 28, 2011 11:00 PM    

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More Baseball Fans Care About Andre Ethier’s Bowels Than Chipper Jones’s Switch-Hitting Prowess

More Baseball Fans Care About Andre Ethier's Bowels Than Chipper Jones's Switch-Hitting Prowess In tipster Zachary P.'s estimation, the difference between Andre Ethier's hit streak and Andre Ethier' shit streak is minimal. It is.

Andre Ethier riding the momentum [ESPN Los Angeles]

Chipper passes Mantle for switch-hitting RBIs [MLB]

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