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"Like A Giant Scoop It Caught Him Up": The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Here we go with another week of unintentional dong submissions. I hope you know by now to please be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department. Let's start our action off this week with Jennifer and a third grader who has accurately refuted the old story about babies and storks. And away we go.
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