“Giancarlo Stanton, what did that baseball do to you?” muses the Marlins’ color commentator. And, well, given the way the baseball was treated—namely, donged so hard you don’t have time to even think Hey wait I thought he was struggling this year? before it gets out of the park—here are some possibilities:

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  1. That baseball insists on still calling him “Mike.”
  2. That baseball thinks it’s just so great that Stanton doesn’t care what everyone is saying about him.
  3. That baseball puts the emphasis on the first syllable of Breaking Bad.

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If any of the above are correct, that baseball got what it deserved.