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Justin Verlander didn’t allow a hit through five innings to the Miami Marlins this evening, but once Miami woke up (presumably because Barry Bonds dispensed a few pieces of sage wisdom), they really started hitting the dogpiss out of the ball.

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Miami scored seven runs in the next four innings to send the game to extras, where it remains as of publication. Their second and third runs came when Giancarlo Stanton sent this pitch into orbit.

Employ Barry Bonds on your baseball team and you will hit better.