Yesterday, Deadspin's favorite rookie took in an indoor soccer match. As part of the halftime festivities, he showed off his juggling and passing skills, needing only three tries to send the ball through a tiny slot from the halfway line to win a scooter. Is there anything he can't do?

Somebody call up Jurgen Klinsmann and get this man on the National Team, dammit! There's no way he couldn't start at center back.