What you missed while denying thy father and refusing thy name ...
• MLB: It goes to 11 ... yeah, If I were Pujols, I'd most likely be peeved as well. AL 5, NL 4.
• Cycling: I'm tired, I'm thirsty, and these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. Cancellara wins third stage of Tour de France.
• Soccer: Brazil pips Uruguay 5-4 on penalty kicks in Copa America semis ... wait, "pips?" What?
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