I'm not sure how extensive the complete list of things goalkeepers are not supposed to do is, but I imagine it contains something along the lines of "Don't ever dribble the ball back toward your own goal," and "Don't whiff like a goddamn fool when you try to kick the ball and there's an attacking offensive player just steps away from you." Juan Flores of Union Comerico should probably study that list a little harder.

[SBNation]