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Traditional youth sports are fun and all, but they don’t teach you many skills you can apply to other parts of life. You can shoot a basketball? Cool, but you can’t use that in a non-basketball scenario unless you find a way to make a living betting people on pop-a-shot.

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Golf, however, well shit, I don’t need to tell you about the obvious firework-lighting benefits available to you. Let this golf child demonstrate.

Nice.