What you missed while leaping onto the Bob Barr Presidential bandwagon ...
• NBA: Why Don't We Do It On The Road ... Celtics lose again in Cleveland, evening series 2-all.
• MLB: Nick Adenhart gets his first major league victory, then is promptly sent to the minors. Angels 10, White Sox 7.
• NHL: Oh, that cement is just, it's there for the weight, dear/Five'll get ya ten Ron Wilson won't be back in towwwwwwn ...