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			<title><![CDATA[This Greg Oden Knee Surgery Is Not Like Other Greg Oden Knee Surgeries]]></title>
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				Yet another procedure on Greg Oden's 90-year-old knees, but this one has a surprise twist.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5882082/this-greg-oden-knee-surgery-is-not-like-other-greg-oden-knee-surgeries" title="Click here to read more about This Greg Oden Knee Surgery Is Not Like Other Greg Oden Knee Surgeries">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:20:46 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Not Fadeaway: Farewell To Brandon Roy's Perfect Step-Back]]></title>
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				Brandon Roy retired from professional basketball last week, at the age of 27 and after just five seasons in the NBA. He has, he told the Portland Trail Blazers, "degenerative knees."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5867372/not-fadeaway-farewell-to-brandon-roys-perfect-step+back" title="Click here to read more about Not Fadeaway: Farewell To Brandon Roy's Perfect Step-Back">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Portland Continues Mirthfully Torturing Fan Base, Will Offer Greg Oden One-Year Extension]]></title>
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				The Portland Blazers are expected to make Greg Oden &mdash; the <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Video-TMZ-mistakes-Greg-Oden-for-LeBron-James?urn=nba-wp5335">most easily-forgotten TMZ star of our time</a> and the youngest veteran in the league &mdash; a restricted free agent with a $8.8 million qualifying offer for a one-year contract extension. With the offer alone, the Blazers will reserve the right to match any subsequent offers he might receive. This should not end well.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5816808/portland-continues-mirthfully-torturing-fan-base-offers-greg-oden-one+year-extension" title="Click here to read more about Portland Continues Mirthfully Torturing Fan Base, Will Offer Greg Oden One-Year Extension">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Jun 2011 17:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Goodbye, Greg Oden]]></title>
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				Another injury has taken another year from Greg Oden. We've put together this tribute to the creaky-legged giant. We wish him a speedy recovery.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5693453/goodbye-greg-oden" title="Click here to read more about Goodbye, Greg Oden">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Nov 2010 13:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Last Night's Winner: The Memory Of Sam Bowie]]></title>
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				Greg Oden's done, which means we're consigned to another year of summoning the spirit of sad old Sam Bowie from whatever well he's fallen down. Anyone tempted to compare the two similarly star-crossed, but otherwise totally different players should consider the following:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5693270/last-nights-winner-the-memory-of-sam-bowie" title="Click here to read more about Last Night's Winner: The Memory Of Sam Bowie">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Greg Oden, Part-Time Athlete, Full-Time Knee Wrecker, Is Out For The Season]]></title>
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				Greg Oden, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5691919/greg-odens-shirt-is-far-more-accurate-than-he-realizes">82-game, 22 year-old veteran</a>, announced today that he is surrendering another NBA season to have microfracture surgery on his left knee. It's considerate of him, really. At least he's disappointing Blazers fans <a href="http://deadspin.com/5419982/greg-odens-old-vietnam-war-wound-acting-up-again">a little bit earlier this year! </a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5692926/greg-oden-part+time-athlete-full+time-knee-wrecker-is-out-for-the-season" title="Click here to read more about Greg Oden, Part-Time Athlete, Full-Time Knee Wrecker, Is Out For The Season">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5676948/birds-of-war-lead-rangers-to-game-three-victory" title="Click here to read more about Birds Of War Lead Rangers To Game Three Victory">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Every morning, the fine folks at <a href="http://sportsradiointerviews.com">Sports Radio Interviews</a> sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: walking knee injury Greg Oden.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5651433/greg-oden-im-feeling-good-but-i-cant-play" title="Click here to read more about Greg Oden: &quot;I'm Feeling Good But I Can't Play&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Since <a href="http://deadspin.com/5457888/greg-oden-bares-his-soul-after-baring-his-pole">Greg Oden apologized</a> to the world for the cellphone dong shots, many sports columnists have had to suffer through actually writing about it. There were plenty of cautious, you-have-to-be-careful-these-days, newsy approaches. Others, chose to focus on their own shortcomings.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5458841/media-reveals-its-giant-penis-envy-of-greg-oden" title="Click here to read more about Media Reveals Its Giant Penis Envy Of Greg Oden">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Jan 2010 16:40:25 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Yesterday we received <a href="http://deadspin.com/5457503/just-in-case-there-was-any-doubt-that-it-was-greg-odens-penis">a friendly letter from BDA</a> requesting we remove the teeny, tiny picture of Greg Oden's not-so-teeny-tiny penis. We did not oblige. Below, you'll find the charming back-and-forth between Gawker legal pit bull, Gaby Darbyshire, and Oden's representation.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5458406/what-lawyers-sound-like-when-they-talk-about-greg-odens-dong" title="Click here to read more about What Lawyers Sound Like When They Talk About Greg Oden's Dong">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 27 Jan 2010 16:35:52 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Oden held a press conference with Portland media, and did the right thing in owning up to the photos. Now that the news cycle has played out, maybe we can put Greg Oden's penis behind us.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5457888/greg-oden-bares-his-soul-after-baring-his-pole" title="Click here to read more about Greg Oden Bares His Soul After Baring His Pole">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>"Those pictures were taken and sent over a year and a half ago. I've definitely grown since then."</em> [<a href="http://www.955thegame.com/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=4342794">95.5 The Game</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5457788/greg-oden-would-like-to-apologize-for-his-appearance" title="Click here to read more about Greg Oden Would Like To Apologize For His Appearance">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The formal letters from Oden's management, BDA, have invaded the inboxes of websites across the country, including (surprise) ours. The letter is attached below. It is safe for work.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5457503/just-in-case-there-was-any-doubt-that-it-was-greg-odens-penis" title="Click here to read more about Just In Case There Was Any Doubt That It Was Greg Oden's Penis">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				GOOD LORD. What the hell's gotten into Greg Oden? <a href="http://deadspin.com/5456970/greg-odens-knee-is-healing-nicely">First he's spotted in a bright orange novelty T-shirt</a> and now, he's one of the many too-proud athletes to snap a naked photo of himself in the bathroom. ABSOLUTELYNSFWORYOURMASCULINITYAFTERTHEJUMP.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5457361/greg-odens-gigantic-penis-is-also-healing-nicely" title="Click here to read more about Greg Oden's Gigantic Penis Is Also Healing Nicely">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 26 Jan 2010 12:58:01 EST]]></pubDate>
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				I just realized that the headline implies he used his knee to have sex with a woman, but I assure you that's not what I meant. [<a href="http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2010/01/25/greg-oden-has-great-taste-in-t-shirts/">The Big Lead</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5456970/greg-odens-knee-is-healing-nicely" title="Click here to read more about Greg Oden's Knee Is Healing Nicely">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In sports, everyone is a winner&mdash;some people just win better than others. Like the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #texaslonghorns" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #texaslonghorns" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/texaslonghorns/">Texas Longhorns</a>, who won the weekend by not having to prove they were better than everyone else. Welcome to <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #collegefootball" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #collegefootball" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/collegefootball/">college football</a>!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5420491/texas-wins-the-weekend" title="Click here to read more about Texas Wins The Weekend">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:20:06 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Oden's done for the year after fracturing his patella. (Don't embiggen the picture unless you want to see a man's patella.) Meanwhile, Kevin Durant is averaging 28, 7, and 3. Sorry Portland fans, at least you have...no other teams.  [<a href="http://blog.oregonlive.com/behindblazersbeat/2009/12/greg_oden_carted_away_from_ros.html">Oregonian</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5419982/greg-odens-old-vietnam-war-wound-acting-up-again" title="Click here to read more about Greg Oden's Old Vietnam War Wound Acting Up Again">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">tips@deadspin.com.</a> Subject: Morning crap.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5405592/where-the-wild-oden-are" title="Click here to read more about Where The Wild Oden Are">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">tips@deadspin.com. </a>Subject: Morning crap</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5309122/greg-odens-romantic-hawaiian-vacation-keeps-getting-interrupted-by-bill-from-accounting" title="Click here to read more about Greg Oden's Romantic Hawaiian Vacation Keeps Getting Interrupted By Bill From Accounting">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Um so…did I mention I am also recovering from a <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2009/news/story?id=4078398">sinus infection</a>? How about a <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/thelife/news/story?id=4074396">YouTube</a> clip of children using obscene language?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5218062/trailblazers-i-am-told-are-often-misunderstood" title="Click here to read more about Trailblazers, I Am Told, Are Often Misunderstood">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://thebiglead.com/?p=9973#more-9973">The Big Lead</a> snagged this pretty awesome anecdote about injury-prone big man, Greg Oden. It turns out, Oden's not much of a locker room presence.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5107529/greg-oden-is-just-one-big-depressing-mess" title="Click here to read more about Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Once upon a time, a site called The Black Table had a regular feature entitled Waxing Off, in which women gathered in an online roundtable to discuss issues of the day, and also to make fun of Will Leitch's shoes. And so we got to thinking: With so many great female sports bloggers out there, why not import the idea here? It's just crazy enough to work. So behold: The latest edition of Deadspin's Waxing Off. We found some terrific female writers who were willing to pen short pieces on this week's topic: Unconventional sports crushes.

I think women are smart, don't get me wrong. But for the life of me I can't figure out how Lyle Lovett scored him some Julia Roberts. And Enza Sambataro dumps Ben Affleck for Kevin Youkilis? (room spinning, must sit down). OK ladies, explain yourselves. You have six posts in which to do so. 

By the way, if you'd like to be part of the Waxing Off writing staff, email myself at <a href="mailto:Rick@Deadspin.com">Rick@Deadspin.com</a>, or Mr. Daulerio at <a href="mailto:AJD@Deadspin.com">AJD@Deadspin.com</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5096028/some-sweet-sweet-charlie-weis-love-and-other-unconventional-sports-crushes" title="Click here to read more about Some Sweet, Sweet Charlie Weis Love, And Other Unconventional Sports Crushes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Well, it's a good thing Greg Oden has that creaky knee back in proper working order. That way, the Portland Trail Blazers' medical staff can focus their full attention on his latest injury: A "sprained" foot.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5070347/greg-odens-body-hates-him" title="Click here to read more about Greg Oden's Body Hates Him">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				You may remember Daniel Shapiro here; he's the Portland Trail Blazers fan who <a href="http://deadspin.com/5060450/greg-oden-couldnt-be-more-thrilled-with-your-request-for-a-photo">had his picture taken with a remarkably unimpressed Greg Oden</a> on an airliner recently. Here he is again at some unnamed sporting event with Boston Globe scribbler Bob Ryan, where it seems as if the only way Ryan could be less thrilled was if he were posing with Joumana Kidd.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5064354/the-greg-oden-picture-guy-strikes-again" title="Click here to read more about The Greg Oden Picture Guy Strikes Again">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Thanks to Phil Golding for this picture, who got it from a friend who enjoyed a recent flight with Trail Blazers rookie Greg Oden. I think it's hilarious that the preseason hadn't even started yet, and already Oden is fed up with the fans. His attitude had improved greatly by Tuesday, however, as the seven-foot rookie from Ohio State finally made his Portland debut in a 110-81 Blazers' win over Sacramento at the Rose Garden. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5060450/greg-oden-couldnt-be-more-thrilled-with-your-request-for-a-photo" title="Click here to read more about Greg Oden Couldn't Be More Thrilled With Your Request For A Photo">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Here's a photo from the 2007 ESPYs which I haven't seen before, so I suppose it should be officially submitted to our files. Greg Oden and Kevin Durant certainly appreciate fine things, and by that I mean the award, of course. Look on Oden's face = "Not bad."

So the consensus is that the lovely on the right is Maria Sharapova; but who is the brunette? One thing for sure, Oden could pick her out of a lineup if he had to. If she were facing the wall.

By the way, Mr. Oden <a href="http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2008/writers/ian_thomsen/04/11/weekly.countdown/p1.oden.jpg">seems to have gained a few pounds</a> since then, eh?

<a href="http://thebiglead.com/?p=6926">Oden, Durant And Wandering Eyes</a> [The Big Lead]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5031878/oden-durant-are-fine-judges-of-talent" title="Click here to read more about Oden, Durant Are Fine Judges Of Talent">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<li>Colts Cheerleaders get their hair did. [<a href="http://donchavez.com/blog/index.php/2008/06/06/colts-cheerleaders-need-help/">Don Chavez</a>]
<li>Straightening out what really happened with Bobby Petrino going to Arkansas. [<a href="http://nwanews.com/blogs/slophouse/2008/06/05/petrino-to-arkansas-how-it-really-happened/">The Slophouse</a>]
<li>An exciting summer for Cedric Benson has just begun [<a href="http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/06/07/a-telling-page-from-cedric-bensons-notebook/">Tirico Suave</a>]
<li>Some impressive newfangled playbook technology. [<a href="http://thewizardofodds.blogspot.com/2008/06/playbook-goes-cyberspace.html">The Wizard of Odds</a>]
<li>Greg Oden doesn't share my contempt for that G2 ad. I guess injuries are part of the G2 life. [<a href="http://blog.oregonlive.com/blazers/2008/06/video_greg_oden_loves_to_worko.html#more">Blazers Blog</a>]
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<li>An ode to Mike Tranghese [<a href="http://www.thirtyfiveseconds.com/2008/06/06/dont-cry-for-me/">35 Seconds</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/395407/making-teenage-faces" title="Click here to read more about Making Teenage Faces">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Greg Oden, honestly, you can't back to the NBA fast enough. We're not sure <a href="http://www.uncoached.com/2008/05/16/the-new-frohawk-plus-the-beef-greg-oden-even-more-scary/">what's going on with his hair here</A>, but we still love it. We fully expect to run into Oden at, like, half the parties we go to.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5009363/greg-oden-needs-to-come-back-soon" title="Click here to read more about Greg Oden Needs To Come Back Soon">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Portland might be <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2173729/nav/ais/">the place where indie rockers go to die</A>, but it's certainly a very sad place still today, in the wake of Greg Oden's devastating medical diagnosis.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/299912/oden-the-day-after" title="Click here to read more about Oden, The Day After">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We find the fact that Greg Oden is going to <a href="http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-28-43/The-Worst-Case-Scenario-for-Greg-Oden.html">miss the entire 2007-08 season</A> very depressing news, and boy, doesn't that make us unique. The worst part about it, as anyone who has read <A href="http://www.yardbarker.com/users/gregoden">his blog at Yardbarker</A>, he's a likable, upfront guy for whom it's difficult not to root for.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/299736/greg-odens-ancient-knee-goes-into-the-shop" title="Click here to read more about Greg Oden's Ancient Knee Goes Into The Shop">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Today's issue of the Oregonian includes a <a href="http://www.oregonlive.com/blazers/oregonian/index.ssf?/base/sports/1186206971277340.xml&coll=7&thispage=1">revealing feature on Blazers rookie Greg Oden</a>. Joe Freeman does an excellent job conveying his subject's personality to the reader and even the Buckeye hater in me can't help but lighten up. It's not the first article to praise the young star but it does cover a wide range of topics from money and family all the way to playoff expectations. Follow the jump for an excerpt.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/286142/greg-oden-is-exceedingly-likeable" title="Click here to read more about Greg Oden is Exceedingly Likeable">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I knew there was an underlying reason notable tall dude Greg Oden went to the NBA after one year in college. It couldn't have been just the money, or the chance to be picked No. 1 overall. No, It had to be for the NBA rule that you foul out after six, not five like in college. Or maybe it was the all-too-enticing summer league, where you foul out after ten.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/275959/greg-oden-can-only-improve-on-his-foul-trouble-from-here" title="Click here to read more about Greg Oden Can Only Improve On His Foul Trouble From Here">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Obviously, the Internets are gonna be buzzing all day today with draft analysis and all that dirty business, and everyone's gonna be telling you who the winners and losers were after a night where nothing other than the reading of names happened.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/273537/look-nba-draft-analysis" title="Click here to read more about Look! NBA Draft Analysis!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Yet Another Great Reason To Live In Portland]]></title>
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				Before we talk about the disappointment of all the teams who <EM>didn't</EM> win the first or second pick in last night's NBA Draft Lottery, let's look at the team that did win, the Portland Trail Blazers. (The official favorite team of <a href="http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-24-102/Live-from-Secaucus.html">Henry Abbott at True Hoop</A>, who was at the lottery last night and, amusingly, is only a month-plus into his ESPN tenure and is already praising the free buffets.) CNBC's Darren Rovell crunches the numbers and finds <a href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/18811249">the Trail Blazers' good fortune is going to net them about $6.3 million next year <EM>alone</EM></A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/262834/yet-another-great-reason-to-live-in-portland" title="Click here to read more about Yet Another Great Reason To Live In Portland">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				As we've mentioned before, soon to be No. 1 or No. 2 overall pick Greg Oden was the first human to spring fully formed from the womb, with a beard. And if his interview with "ESPN First Take" &mdash; it's like "Cold Pizza," only with a less dumb but more pointless name! And it's not in New York anymore! &mdash; yesterday is to be believed, <a href="http://scuffedballs.blogspot.com/2007/05/greg-oden-not-even-pretending-anymore.html">he really is about 40 years old</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/259288/sometimes-you-forget-your-own-age-it-happens" title="Click here to read more about Sometimes, You Forget Your Own Age. It Happens.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Now that Florida has won its second national title in a row, everybody's an amateur historian &mdash; which is good, because sports would be no fun if it has professional historians. The big question: <a href="http://www.danshanoff.com/2007/04/florida-best-team-ever-but-ill-settle.html">Are the Gators one of the best teams ever?</A> The answer of course is that there is no answer, which is why we ask the question; there aren't any more games to watch for a while, so we have to discuss theoreticals.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/249160/looking-to-the-past-to-overcome-the-present" title="Click here to read more about Looking To The Past To Overcome The Present">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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