Ken Griffey Jr. did a spot on SportsCenter today to talk about a partnership with Upper Deck trading cards or something, and he acted like a guy who would rather have been anywhere else. Griffey's eyes are the cold, dead eyes of a man who is on his 14th PR hit of the week.

Kudos to Linda Cohn for keeping everything moving along relatively smoothly, but Upper Deck might want to consider canceling Griffey's next media stop. Maybe they could send Matt Harvey instead.

h/t @corkgaines