One would think, after that whole firing weapons outside the White House thing, former Maryland "forward" Lonny Baxter would be careful with the transport of his weapons in the future. One would be wrong.

Mr. Baxter — if you're nasty, like Miss Janet — is now shipping his weaponry via FedEx. You can't do that.

Baxter, 28, of Rockville, used Federal Express to illegally mail three pistols and a Bushmaster rifle in the summer of 2006, according to a criminal information document filed in U.S. District Court in Greenbelt. The package was addressed to a College Park location, but the document does not say who it was addressed to and provides no further information about the shipment.

You know, one would think someone with such a chiseled physique would recognize that the two deadliest weapons in his arsenal were "Left" and "Right." Don't forget you're a warrior, Lonny.

Lonny Baxter: Not Doing Well [DC Sports Bog]