What you missed while writing to your representative in the World Cat Congress...

• College basketball: Apparently only Maryland can beat Davidson as Stephen Curry's 33 helps the Wildcats bury the Badgers.
  
• NBA: Caron Butler drips tough juice on Kevin Martin, propelling the Wizards to a 114-108 over the Kings.
  
• NHL: San Jose locks up the Pacific Division with a 3-1 win over Anaheim. That gets you dap from this ape.