Even poor Hannah Storm was forced to leave the cozy confines of the Bristol offices and ship her foxy ass down to Tampa to offer outdoor color. I thought she was above sidelining?

The professional screen-grab artistry of The Sports Hernia used this brilliant headline to accompany this photo: "Hannah Storm Emerges From Make-Out Closet For Latest Report." That looks about right. Either that or she got into a scuffle with a producer prior to coming on air. Or she was chasing tornadoes just a few minutes prior to air time. Or she decided Patron was the best alternative pick-me-up since there was no coffee available.

Regardless, this isn't how Hannah Storm usually presents herself on air. Not lately, at least.

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Tonight, be sure to watch Jeanine Edwards third attempt at holding a professional interview with Kentucky coach Billy Gillispie. Maybe tonight she'll just slap that drunk hillbilly.

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