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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5371706/hgh-is-poed-at-to" title="Click here to read more about HGH Is P.O.'ed At T.O.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 01 Oct 2009 06:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Moneyballhawking: Happy Youngster And Friends Go All Sabermetricky]]></title>
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				This web site <a href="http://countingbaseballs.mlblogs.com/">right here</a> is where the dorkwads of ballhawking and the geekwads of baseball stats meet and do a Vulcan salute. There's enough nerdiness here to power 10 Strat-O-Matic leagues and a new season of <em>Battlestar Galactica</em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5326285/moneyballhawking-happy-youngster-and-friends-go-all-sabermetricky" title="Click here to read more about Moneyballhawking: Happy Youngster And Friends Go All Sabermetricky">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:00:35 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				You see them at every baseball game. The obsessive geeks who stake out batting practice and <a href="http://deadspin.com/5195852/brewers-fan-saves-bikini-girl-from-rogue-home-run-ball">clamor over beautiful girls</a> just to get random fly balls from third-string catchers. But now they're refining their tactics and upping their demands.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5309985/ballhawks-ruining-it-for-the-rest-of-us" title="Click here to read more about Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:45:56 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We'll call Meech the "Unhappy Youngster" from now on. The photos are pretty incredible, though. [<a href="http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/dumb-blogger-tries-to-catch-chris-costes-home-run/">The Fightins</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5274390/one-mans-fight-for-a-home-run-ballin-pictures" title="Click here to read more about One Man's Fight For A Home Run Ball...In Pictures">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:45:24 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Happy Youngster Attempts Somewhat Sincere Web Apology To Brewers Fans As He Disappears From Blogosphere]]></title>
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				Some of them accepted it, but: "Boy, I don't have a problem with anything you did, but at this point can you just shut up..." But! <a href="http://thehappyyoungster.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/05/51309_miller_park.html">His blog has disappeared</a>. [<a href="http://brewersfandemonium.yuku.com/topic/18836">BrewersFandemonium</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5260959/happy-youngster-attempts-somewhat-sincere-web-apology-to-brewers-fans-as-he-disappears-from-blogosphere" title="Click here to read more about Happy Youngster Attempts Somewhat Sincere Web Apology To Brewers Fans As He Disappears From Blogosphere">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 May 2009 10:40:11 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[A.J. Daulerio]]></dc:creator>
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				Or did. Once. When the story was about him. [<a href="http://deadspin.com/5195852/brewers-fan-saves-bikini-girl-from-rogue-home-run-ball#c11836178">Deadspin</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5259879/the-happy-youngster-lurks-among-us" title="Click here to read more about The Happy Youngster Lurks Among Us...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 18 May 2009 16:10:21 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Brewers Fans Want Everyone To Know They Don't Like The Happy Youngster, Either]]></title>
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				Brewers Nation has taken to the blogs to distance itself from The <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HAPPY YOUNGSTER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HAPPY YOUNGSTER" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/happy-youngster/">Happy Youngster</a>, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5257475/rookie-millionaire-versus-obsessive-super-fan-+-who-ya-got">the entrepreneurial ballhawk</a> and walking object lesson about the perils of being a self-branded public idiot. Amazingly, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MATT VASGERSIAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MATT VASGERSIAN" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/matt-vasgersian/">Matt Vasgersian</a> is involved!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5259657/brewers-fans-want-everyone-to-know-they-dont-like-the-happy-youngster-either" title="Click here to read more about Brewers Fans Want Everyone To Know They Don't Like The Happy Youngster, Either">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 18 May 2009 14:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Last Wednesday, Marlins' rookie <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHRIS COGHLAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHRIS COGHLAN" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/chris-coghlan/">Chris Coghlan</a> hit his first career homerun. He didn't anticipate trouble getting the ball back. Then again, he also didn't anticipate it being caught by professional ballhawk "THE <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HAPPY YOUNGSTER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HAPPY YOUNGSTER" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/happy-youngster/">HAPPY YOUNGSTER</a>"!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5257475/rookie-millionaire-versus-obsessive-super-fan-+-who-ya-got" title="Click here to read more about Rookie Millionaire Versus Obsessive Super Fan - Who Ya Got?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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