It’s been a bad year for Nick Diaz. First the MMA great lost to Anderson Silva. Then he was suspended for five years and fined $165,000 by the Nevada State Athletic Commission for coming up positive for marijuana on a drug test. (An expert his lawyer consulted said it was “medically implausible” that he had as much in his system as the test registered, which could be taken a couple of different ways.) Now, his tri bike has been stolen.

It’s the Christmas season. If you’re in Stockton, Calif. or thereabouts and see Nick Diaz’s tri bike, let the cops know. For that matter, let us know; we’ll put you in touch with him. If you’re the thief, don’t approach him directly. He has swords and God knows what else: