This is almost not fair. Hawaii quarterback Taylor Graham is listed at 6'5", 235. He has five inches and 35 pounds on his prey, USC cornerback Kevon Seymour. Still: head on a swivel, Trojans.

USC took this one 30-13, but it was dicey for a while. Even the AP's staid recap hints at the disaster this season has every possibility of becoming.

Hawaii's lead lasted more than seven minutes — enough time for Kiffin to become a trending topic on Twitter as fans criticized his play-calling and his team's performance.