What you missed while fighting the black knight with a lightsaber ...
• NHL: You laughed at my Jonathan Cheechoo screensaver. Well, who's laughing now?! Sharks 3, Flames 2.
• NBA: Lakers beat Kings 124-101, capture top seed in West. ESPN clinking champagne glasses right now.
• Golf: Tiger Woods out with knee injury, will be able to resume full contact workouts in about two months.