On one hand, this comically ridiculous own goal does a disservice to the impressive work Schalke’s Leroy Sané put into creating it. On the other, the three deft little flicks Gladbach’s defenders ping back and forth between each other would be impressive—Arsenal-esque, even—if only they weren’t sending the ball into the wrong net:

If Martin Hinteregger could demonstrate that softness of touch in the opponent’s penalty box, he’d probably be a striker instead of a center back.