What to watch from the comfort of your giant toilet ...
• Boxing: Super middleweights, Lucian "I Love Big" Bute vs. Sakio "Super Happy Fun Time" Bika, at Montreal. [ESPN2]
• College World Series: North Carolina vs. Mississippi State. F### everything, we're live-blogging this one. [ESPN2]
• Golf: U.S. Open, second round, from Oakmont, Pa. All participants to scratch their own faces in support of John Daly. [ESPN]