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First, a note: GARRETT GUZMAN, YOU STAY RIGHT OUT OF THIS POST, MISTER. With that out of the way, let's discuss Miss Wendy Brown of Green Bay, WI. Her 15-year-old daughter lives with Wendy's own mother in Nevada for reasons that will readily become apparent. In an attempt to reclaim her own lost youth, Wendy Brown allegedly stole her daughter's identity (as she has a history of identity theft) and signed up for classes at Ashwaubenon High. Why? She wanted to be a cheerleader, of course. And she did. She attended practices before the school year. She attended a pool party. Then the first day of classes came and it was too hard so she went home. (A cheerleader struggling with schoolwork? Now that's dedication to the disguise.) More »
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