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			<title><![CDATA[High School Football Team Penalized For Excessive Celebration In Tribute To Dead Friend]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: H8i2wRj_kxk --><!-- /videoId: H8i2wRj_kxk --> Well, here's a sad story with no redeeming value to it! In Louisville, Ohio last Friday, the local high school football team came from behind to score a go-ahead touchdown with just over a minute remaining. This is the good part.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5836285/high-school-football-team-penalized-for-excessive-celebration-in-tribute-to-dead-friend" title="Click here to read more about High School Football Team Penalized For Excessive Celebration In Tribute To Dead Friend">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 31 Aug 2011 15:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[New Jersey Man Threatens Lawsuit Because His Daughter Didn't Make The All-County Softball First Team]]></title>
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				A high school softball player hits .571 (which was not, by the way, the best average on her team) with nine homers and 46 RBI, and she doesn't make the all-state team. Tough shit, homegirl, most would say. We've all had our disappointments, especially in high school. But our fathers never sued.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5811044/new-jersey-man-threatens-lawsuit-because-his-daughter-didnt-make-the-all+county-softball-first-team" title="Click here to read more about New Jersey Man Threatens Lawsuit Because His Daughter Didn't Make The All-County Softball First Team">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 11 Jun 2011 15:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dozens Of Female Athletes Suspended For (Accidental) Locker Room Photos]]></title>
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				The Lady Broncos teams at Falls High School are suffering a temporary loss of (wo)manpower after athletes in hockey, basketball, track and field, volleyball and cheerleading were suspended for taking pictures in the locker room. Easy now.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5745299/dozens-of-female-athletes-suspended-for-locker-room-photos-in-story-thats-not-nearly-as-interesting-as-the-first-half-of-this-headline-makes-it-sound" title="Click here to read more about Dozens Of Female Athletes Suspended For (Accidental) Locker Room Photos">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 27 Jan 2011 18:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Latest Attempt To Satanize Your Children: School Mascots]]></title>
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				A Georgia pastor was arrested for protesting (without a permit) his son's high school's nickname, the Demons. Never mind that it's actually named for a WWII squadron. No one tell the pastor about Wake Forest; his head would explode. [<a href="http://www.13wmaz.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=85871&catid=7">WMAZ</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5609621/the-latest-attempt-to-satanize-your-children-school-mascots" title="Click here to read more about The Latest Attempt To Satanize Your Children: School Mascots">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Aug 2010 17:45:57 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Awesome Track Coach Wins League Championship By Disqualifying Girl For Friendship Bracelet]]></title>
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				South Pasadena High pole vaulter Robin Laird thought she won a league championship last month when her final vault clinched the meet. Then the opposing coach helpfully pointed out that <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/highschool/05/11/track.controversy/index.html?eref=sihp">she was wearing a string around her wrist</a>. Clutch!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5536653/awesome-track-coach-wins-league-championship-by-disqualifying-girl-for-friendship-bracelet" title="Click here to read more about Awesome Track Coach Wins League Championship By Disqualifying Girl For Friendship Bracelet">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 May 2010 21:00:19 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[High School Hockey Championship Decided &mdash; 21 Years Later]]></title>
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				The 1989 New Jersey state title, abandoned after a measles outbreak, was finally played earlier this month. This story is like if Chris Chelios and J-Woww had a baby. [<a href="http://blog.nj.com/hssportsextra/2009/03/twenty_years_later_delbarton_s.html">Star-Ledger</a>, via <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/State-hockey-title-decided-21-years-after-game-c?urn=nhl,232772">Puck Daddy</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5512023/high-school-hockey-championship-decided--21-years-later" title="Click here to read more about High School Hockey Championship Decided &mdash; 21 Years Later">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Apr 2010 00:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A longtime North Carolina high school coach is accused of, well, basically torturing some of his students after inviting them over to "lift weights." Seriously, this is Jame Gumb shit right here.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5502891/the-worst-offseason-workout-program-ever" title="Click here to read more about The Worst Offseason Workout Program Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Mar 2010 13:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Coach Who (Accidentally) Nailed Girl In Face With Volleyball Forced To Apologize Again]]></title>
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				This is Southern Regional High School girl's volleyball coach Eric Maxwell, whom you probably <a href="http://deadspin.com/5461538/coach-maxwell-is-displeased-with-your-executionand-an-announcement-update">remember from this memorable episode</a>, which occurred earlier this month. He apologized immediately after it happened. Unfortunately, he gained a<a href="http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/news/press/ocean/article_a0b3eb20-0f6e-11df-a4f8-001cc4c002e0.html">a new audience yesterday</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5462491/coach-who-accidentally-nailed-girl-in-face-with-volleyball-forced-to-apologize-again" title="Click here to read more about Coach Who (Accidentally) Nailed Girl In Face With Volleyball Forced To Apologize Again">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 02 Feb 2010 15:25:57 EST]]></pubDate>
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				In a game dedicated to a player who broke two vertebrae after going head-first into the glass last weekend...his teammate knocks himself unconscious going head-first into the boards. [<a href="http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2010/01/second_injured.html">Boston Globe</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5459284/high-school-rink-pretty-much-cursed" title="Click here to read more about High School Rink Pretty Much Cursed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A softball coach is out of a job because her sex offender husband has been volunteer coaching the team. His criminal record: molesting the coach, when she was a high school student 25 years his junior.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5457787/sex-offender-comes-full-circle-with-softball-coach" title="Click here to read more about Sex Offender Comes Full Circle With Softball Coach">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Two stories from Keystone State preps: a wrestling crowd who taunted a black opponent by wearing black bodypaint, and a school that had spectators banned from their home and away games.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5447700/pennsylvania-high-school-fans-are-passionate-racist" title="Click here to read more about Pennsylvania High School Fans Are Passionate, Racist">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: srYFH_Q9gxc --><!-- /videoId: srYFH_Q9gxc --> And here's another heartwarming girls-in-sports story. Pennsylvania high school hockey gives us the rare mixed-gender brawl, spurred by two boys dropping the gloves against one feisty little lady. (Or in the unfortunate parlance of the YouTube poster, "tagteaming" her.)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5422025/you-dont-need-gonads-to-be-a-goon" title="Click here to read more about You Don't Need Gonads To Be A Goon">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				A Texas high schooler is filing a <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #titleix" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #titleix" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/titleix/">Title IX</a> complaint against her school district after her volleyball coach benched her in her first trimester. This sounds like a no-win situation for everyone involved.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5422002/pregnant-athlete-doesnt-want-to-be-babied-by-school" title="Click here to read more about Pregnant Athlete Doesn't Want To Be Babied By School">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Every year, there are tens of thousands of concussions on high school football fields and no standardized guidelines for dealing with them. That's the real scandal of the head-injury epidemic, writes Will Carroll, and kids have died for our neglect.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5420732/friday-night-blight-why-high-school-football-is-ground-zero-of-the-concussion-crisis" title="Click here to read more about Friday Night Blight: Why High School Football Is Ground Zero Of The Concussion Crisis">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A Kansas gymnastics team was docked one point at the state championship meet&mdash;enough to drop them from first to third in the final standings&mdash;because their coach made an "illegal inquiry." She asked was the score was.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5401711/more-high-school-sports-titles-decided-by-technicalities" title="Click here to read more about More High School Sports Titles Decided By Technicalities">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I don't know if any post I've written for this site has generated more public feedback than the controversial tale of the <a href="http://deadspin.com/5391042/improper-stitching-costs-cross-country-team-a-title">disqualified runner with white thread in his shorts</a>. You people <em>really</em> care about high school <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #crosscountry" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #crosscountry" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/crosscountry/">cross country</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5392913/thread-color-on-running-shorts-is-the-most-important-sporting-issue-of-our-age" title="Click here to read more about Thread Color On Running Shorts Is The Most Important Sporting Issue Of Our Age">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				There are dumb rule violations and then there are dumb rules being violated, and I'm not sure if I've heard of any regulation stupider than the one that cost a Baltimore high school a county cross country championship.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5391042/improper-stitching-costs-cross-country-team-a-title" title="Click here to read more about Improper Stitching Costs Cross Country Team A Title">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The developmentally disabled are a funny sort. Some can count dropped toothpicks and love The People's Court (those are fictional). Others are obsessed with mounting high school athletes.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5361136/the-prep-school-piggy+back-bandit-terrorizes-washington-update-2" title="Click here to read more about The Prep School Piggy-Back Bandit Terrorizes Washington (UPDATE #2)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Broken bones are commonplace in sports, but a fracture during an on-field post-game celebration is a little more rare. Yet, that's exactly how Auburn high school pitcher <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHRIS HALLIDAY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHRIS HALLIDAY" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/chris-halliday/">Chris Halliday</a> most likely finished his baseball career.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5303644/happiness-broke-this-high-school-pitchers-leg" title="Click here to read more about Happiness Broke This High School Pitcher's Leg">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The state of Texas is postponing all of its <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/high-school-sports/">high school sports</a> activities (plus some nerdy stuff) in order to keep their filthy population from spreading the deadly pork-based flu virus. You may commence panicking.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5233162/if-youre-reading-this-post-you-now-have-swine-flu" title="Click here to read more about If You're Reading This Post, You Now Have Swine Flu">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I remember a time when you couldn't find a hotel pool in Florida that wasn't full of naked high school softball players during spring break. But now, apparently, it's called "hazing."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5215012/wait-so-now-naked-softball-hazing-is-a-bad-thing" title="Click here to read more about Wait, So Now Naked Softball Hazing Is A Bad Thing?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It's getting so that you can't swing a dead possum around here without hitting another story about a coach or player texting something naughty. Today: Volleyball coaches gone bad.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5185597/good-season-girls-here-are-some-photos-of-my-junk" title="Click here to read more about 'Good Season, Girls; Here Are Some Photos Of My Junk'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The brilliant "<a href="http://benditlikebennett.blogspot.com/2009/02/post-racial-humor.html">Bend It Like Bennett</a>" has discovered what appears to be the OKC Supersonics owner's son's Facebook page. Graham Bennett loves his father unconditionally &mdash; even when Dad rips apart some high school cheerleaders.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5166403/clay-bennetts-son-reveals-insight-into-fathers-dislike-of-ugly-cheerleaders" title="Click here to read more about Clay Bennett's Son Reveals Insight Into Father's Dislike Of Ugly Cheerleaders?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				So at Ashland High basketball games this season, you can't even use the old "Fundamentals!" cheer when that opposing player gets called for traveling. Because that would be unsportsmanlike and wrong.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5165557/you-win-terrorists-wisconsin-cracks-down-on-unsportsmanlike-cheering" title="Click here to read more about You Win, Terrorists: Wisconsin Cracks Down On Unsportsmanlike Cheering">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A lawmaker in North Carolina wants a bill that would force public schools to shut down their athletic programs if the rest of the school is filled with clumsy idiots.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5165115/do-sports-keep-high-schools-from-actually-being-schools" title="Click here to read more about Do Sports Keep High Schools From Actually Being Schools?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Which we probably wouldn't mention, except that the guy played football <a href="http://deadspin.com/5097734/they-called-him-sugarfoot-carl-joseph-the-one+legged-wonder">on one leg, with no prosthetic</a>. [<a href="http://psamp.com/2009-articles/february/carl-joseph-made-the-hall-of-fame.html">Pittsburgh Sports And Mini Ponies</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5159534/carl-joseph-elected-to-florida-high-school-athletic-association-hall-of-fame" title="Click here to read more about Carl Joseph Elected To Florida High School Athletic Association Hall Of Fame">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				George M. Steinbrenner High School is opening its doors in August, and although it will have team sports, it does not yet have a school mascot or colors. Can you help?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5157097/steinbrenner-high-needs-a-school-mascot" title="Click here to read more about Steinbrenner High Needs A School Mascot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2009/02/central_tech_basketball_player.html">Meet Tatiana Montoyo.</a> She is the starting point guard on the Syracuse Central Tech junior varsity girls' basketball team. She is also 3'10" tall. I vow to not drop the "big heart" line.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5148859/sometimes-one-must-choose-ones-words-carefully-so-as-not-to-offend" title="Click here to read more about Sometimes, One Must Choose One's Words Carefully So As Not To Offend">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				You remember the Jonesboro High Dance Team, those wacky teenagers from Georgia whose provocative halftime routine got them banned by the school district? Now they've been canceled by Tyra Banks.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5146542/tyra-banks-drops-jonesboro-high-dance-team-like-theyre-hot" title="Click here to read more about Tyra Banks Drops Jonesboro High Dance Team Like They're Hot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Remember <em>Fame</em>? The movie about a high school where kids dance in the street and make out with teachers instead of going to class? This is just like that, only with Chris Berman.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5146054/update-espn-the-high-school" title="Click here to read more about (Update) ESPN: The High School">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				New Hampshire high school ice hockey player invents goalie pads that look like netting. Result: Two shutouts so far. [<a href="http://www.boston.com/sports/schools/hockey/articles/2009/01/25/teen_goalie_designs_pads_to_trick_shots/">Boston Globe</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5139113/hockey-players-are-easily-confused" title="Click here to read more about Hockey Players Are Easily Confused">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				But of greater concern: Why has St. Mary's High stolen the Eagles' logo? [<a href="http://news.therecord.com/News/Local/article/475459">The Record</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5137089/kid-banned-from-hs-sports-for-sleeping-late" title="Click here to read more about Kid Banned From HS Sports For Sleeping Late">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				North Carolina high school girls kicking boys' asses in wrestling. Hilarity ensues. [<a href="http://www.newsobserver.com/sports/preps/story/1362430.html">News & Observer</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5129221/boys-squandering-easy-way-to-get-to-first-base" title="Click here to read more about Boys Squandering Easy Way To Get To First Base">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Did your high school athletic trainer look like this? Mine neither. In fact my school didn't have a full-time trainer, which meant no blow jobs. It's different for Tustin High athletes.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5119527/athletic-trainer-did-more-than-tape-ankles-apparently" title="Click here to read more about Athletic Trainer Did More Than Tape Ankles, Apparently">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It didn't take long for one California school district to figure an easy way to balance their budget during our economic tsunami; eliminate all high school sports. Don't laugh, yours may be next.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5108866/high-school-sports-apocalypse-closer-than-you-think" title="Click here to read more about High School Sports Apocalypse Closer Than You Think">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				When I was living in South Lake Tahoe, Kevin Costner randomly showed up one day at South Lake Tahoe High to talk to the students in the drama department. He had filmed <em>The Bodyguard</em> at nearby Fallen Leaf Lake, and returned to the area occasionally for vacations. Something similar happened at Dallas' Lake Highlands High School on Tuesday, where the vice principal's pep rally announcements went something like this: "Wednesday is hoagie day in the cafeteria, and the bus for the chess tournament leaves at 2:15. Oh, and Will Smith and Tony Romo have dropped by to say hello. Here they are." Video below.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5093356/you-too-can-book-will-smith-and-tony-romo-for-your-pep-rally" title="Click here to read more about You Too Can Book Will Smith And Tony Romo For Your Pep Rally">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Yes, Dylan Favre here, a junior at St. Stanislaus High in Mississippi, is related to Brett Favre. He's a nephew, and evidently pretty good, for his size. Favre the Lesser set the state's single-season record for TD passes at 43 last week in his team's regular-season finale, throwing for five scores in a 42-27 win over Poplarville.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5083384/there-are-more-favres-around-than-you-think-america" title="Click here to read more about There Are More Favres Around Than You Think, America">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Obama's High School First In SI Survey. No Mention Of Ridgemont High]]></title>
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Barack Obama's high school, Punahou of Hawaii, was recently chosen as the school <a href="http://blogs.usatoday.com/gameon/2008/05/si-says-obamas.htm">with the top athletic program in the nation</a> by Sports Illustrated. This angered Hillary Clinton, who attended Maine East High in Parkridge, Ill., and John McCain, who was educated through oral tradition and cave drawings. Here are the <a href="http://www.usd383.org/view/article.aspx?articleId=d0a71ad7a81b4df1b34a22cc902d308f">state-by-state winners</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5010200/obamas-high-school-first-in-si-survey-no-mention-of-ridgemont-high" title="Click here to read more about Obama's High School First In SI Survey. No Mention Of Ridgemont High">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 May 2008 15:30:49 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rick Chandler]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hey Kids! It's ESPN Rise! (Kill Me Now)]]></title>
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Those old enough to remember the launch of <em>Sports Illustrated For Kids</em> know what fun is in store for America with <a href="http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2008/05/espn-now-targeting-nations-youth-with.htm">ESPN's newest venture</a>, ESPN Rise. It's ESPN's attempt to go after the high school demographic with content &mdash; including a magazine, programming events and even a presence on SportsCenter &mdash; aimed at 12- to 17-year-olds. Can't wait! Trey Wingo: "This one time, at band camp ..."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5009351/hey-kids-its-espn-rise-kill-me-now" title="Click here to read more about Hey Kids! It's ESPN Rise! (Kill Me Now)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 May 2008 17:15:15 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Moons Over My Prom-Y]]></title>
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				For those reading who are teachers, it is that time of the year to volunteer your chaperoning services to one or more of your school's proms. There, your job is to make sure no one's hands fall below the belt line for illegal slow-dance fondling or, you know, make sure <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissa_Drexler">no students are having babies in the bathroom and depositing the slimey remains in the toilet</a>. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/385813/moons-over-my-prom+y" title="Click here to read more about Moons Over My Prom-Y">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:40:40 EDT]]></pubDate>
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