Oh, hey. I'm Nationals second baseman Danny Espinosa, and I have a ridiculous mustache now. This is how I look, on purpose.

I look like this when I'm conditioning with my teammates:

Having a chat about some baseball stuff, probably:

Waiting for my photo in a bathroom with Heath Bell:

Lurking:

And fielding ground balls:

It's a pretty cool life. My life's the same as before, but now I have a huge, bushy mustache on my face.

Photos: First via Getty, next five via AP