Screencap via @mkmolnar

The NHL season kicks off tonight, but the most important hockey event of the evening happened in the Ontario Hockey League. During tonight’s game between the Mississauga Steelheads and the Guelph Storm, this climbing enthusiast got his way over the boards and onto the ice. The officials seemed less than interested in getting him out of there, so he got to fall on his ass and run around like a dingus.

Let’s run that sprint across the ice back.

The players loved it, of course. It helps that they were destroying the Storm.

We salute you, dumbass.