Derek Jeter Announces Retirement After 2014 Season

Get the farewell tour ready. Present Derek Jeter with only the rarest and most expensive presents. You will be judged by your gifts, and if found wanting you will be shunned by the baseball community.

In a Facebook post, Jeter has announced that "The 2014 season will be my last year playing professional baseball." Here's his entire letter:

Derek Jeter Announces Retirement After 2014 Season

You know what this means—Jeter will peace out before Alex Rodriguez comes back. YEAH JEETS.

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