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				You know, it's one thing when puppies lick out of water bowls on a football field. That's cute, because they're puppies, and they won't grow up to resent their parents.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/245249/calipari-is-already-out-there-recruiting" title="Click here to read more about Calipari Is Already Out There Recruiting">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Mar 2007 17:00:57 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Leitch]]></dc:creator>
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