Sports, schmorts. Gaze upon all that is wonderful, all that is right, all that is Hungover Owls. You can finally retire that Tumblr you never update because you're not doing better than Hungover Owls.

Sure, a daily Seinfeld quote, old basketball cards, or Stuff White People Like are fun every now and then, but are they owls that look hungover accompanied by moderately funny captions? They are not. Nothing that is not Hungover Owls could be.

Hungover Owls [Tumblr, via Gillin, via Sarah, via Lockhart, via Sloane Crosley]

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