Derek, the UConn RA who sent his residents the electronic manifestation of a wet blanket before last night's NCAA championship game, has resurfaced. He's got a message for all of us who made fun of him for being such a schoolmarm: We just didn't get his sarcasm, man.

Nice try, Derek, but you're bullshitting. Now, shouldn't you get back to yelling at those skateboarders hanging around outside your building?