Seriously, who does it like this?

Is he miming to someone how to screw in a big-ass light bulb? Is he trying to create the illusion that he can spin his wrist 360 degrees? Is the person he’s waving to on top of a building next to the stadium looking at him through binoculars, and he’s wagging his hand and grinning so demonstratively to make sure they can see him?

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His waves usually aren’t this bad, but are still pretty bad:

I know it must feel counter-intuitive, but in waving there’s no penalty for getting your arm in on the action.