I Can't Stop Watching This Incredibly Bad MLS All-Star Rap Video

Oh man, this is so bad.

The MLS All-Star game is tonight, with the league's best players taking on Italian side AS Roma. To publicize the game, which hasn't actually gotten too much attention on the heels of the Gold Cup, a few MLS All-Stars put together an '80s rap video, and holy shit I can't stop watching someone help me oh God.

The problem with a lot of Funny or Die videos is that many of them are a little too contrived to approach anything resembling hilarity or genius, but this is inspired. This is special. The rap video and the costumes were designed to be bad, the lyrics were written to be corny, the rappers were chosen because they can't rap, and still the final product surpasses all expectations. Propers.

[Funny or Die]

h/t to Daniel