So, what's going on here?

Philly.com can explain:

On Monday morning at 10:30 a.m, 34-year-old Vincent Wade of Pennsauken, New Jersey, seemed to be feeling pretty good. According to police, Wade crashed his car into the Crown Fried Chicken at 5th and Lehigh in North Philadelphia and then disrobed.

An onlooker shot this video, which captures what Wade does next. He was charged with a DUI. Why he wasn't charged with indecent exposure or public lewdness is anyone's guess. Though the video isn't 100% clear as to the self-pleasuring activity, the man who shot the video tells me, "Oh, he was most definitely making himself feel happy."

There you go.

[Philly]