<![CDATA[Deadspin: Ice Hockey]]> http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Ice Hockey]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/ice hockey http://deadspin.com/tag/ice hockey <![CDATA[Fortunately, Drowning Is Only A Double Minor]]> Remember, Zamboni is a brand name for one specific ice resurfacing machine maker. For example, this one changes solid surfaces into liquid but it could've been manufactured by several different companies that will no longer honor the warranty. [DenverPost] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5490391&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Hockey Players Are Easily Confused]]> New Hampshire high school ice hockey player invents goalie pads that look like netting. Result: Two shutouts so far. [Boston Globe] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5139113&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ESPN Knows Not Of This 'Hockey' You Speak Of]]> Look, I'm the first to admit that this here site isn't exactly Puck Daddy. But when we start an NHL feature, we tend to finish it, unlike a certain Worldwide Leader, apparently. I wouldn't even mention this except that ESPN, in abandoning its NHL rankings back on Oct. 23, has generated some quite amusing remarks in its own comments section. Their readers have found an empty room where the rankings used to be; and the framed photo of Barry Melrose that was on the wall? Replaced by this. It's an ESPN reader mutiny! More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5081864&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Sarah Palin Sentences Future Son To Lifetime Of Ass Kickings, Possible Ice Grooming]]> Sarah Palin recently did an interview for the upcoming issue of People Magazine in which she, among other things, refers to herself as "an intellectual," and lists some of the publications she reads on a regular basis. But later in the article, almost as an aside, she speculates on the name she would give her sixth child, should she and husband Todd decide to add to the family. Now I'm no political expert, but in an already volatile election in which her ticket is down in the polls, the following revelation may not have been the wisest choice. But I'll let you be the judge. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5067756&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[You Do Not Want To Be In Jan Huokko's Fave Five]]> Yesterday we told you about The Night of a Thousand Dildos, in which Swedish hockey fans showered the ice with plastic sex devices at a second-tier, Pro Hockey League match between Leksand and AIK in Stockholm. The fusillade was unleashed in honor of former AIK and current Leksand player Jan Huokko, who was involved in a sex scandal a few weeks back. Initial reports said that Huokko's cell phone was stolen, and a recording of himself and his girlfriend having sex that was on the phone was distributed over the Internet. But why then, if it was a run-of-the-mill sex romp with his girlfriend, were the fans making such a big deal out of it? This IS Sweden after all; they have sex there while waiting for traffic lights, right? The answer is grosser than you think. The truth is that Huokko's "girlfriend" wasn't even involved. The video featured only Huokko, pleasuring, well, himself. With a dildo. And doing something else which you sometimes see in the primate section at the zoo but that's all I'm going to say. How do I know these things? Well because it's pretty much common knowledge on the Swedish hockey message board scene by now. Still photos of the "event" are everywhere. Here are some of them, kiind of blurry but still I caution you, do not click on this link if you are at work, or if you value your eyes. It's just a wrong thing to have this on your cell phone in any culture or time zone. You've been warned. Here's a crude translation of the accompanying article from the original Swedish, as fed through an online translation program. I actually found it quite funny.
A question in the title have been raised at several forums this week. The sex have as many anomalies as there are color combinations are quite obvious. But when abandon a sex act to sick permission? Are some animals eat their own faeces at the moment, but that it would be accepted as part of sex act is difficult to understand. Then concerns itself in the outer edges of even the most strange. The debate now in force a certain 'elite star' in ishockeyn which has been updated recently Having lost sexfilmer. In a new film which allegedly turned up the same 'hockey star' lie and masturbate, and eat his own excrement. If it is true or not can not determine at the photos now appeared, then they are a bit blurred. The scenario around match but with today's technology where photos and videos are easy to manipulate may simply leave it all to the imagination.
Yes, who among us has not explored the outer edges of even the most strange? Sean Salisbury nods knowingly. Äta Bajs — En Sexualitet? [Blackwater] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5067695&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Score Along At Home With The 82-0 Women's Hockey Game]]> So if you needed video evidence to believe that Slovakia beat Bulgaria 82-0 in a women's Winter Olympics qualification tournament recently — and I don't blame you if you do — here it is. Contrary to what you probably thought, the Bulgarians can actually skate. Although figuring out what those stick things are for seems to be another matter. More video, including — amazingly — a brawl toward the end of the game, following the jump. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5049892&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Levi Johnston's Demon Hockey Seed Complicates Matters For GOP]]> John McCain's unpredictably odd but glamorous-looking choice for Vice President dazzled the media on Friday, but the case for Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin isn't looking as crafty a decision anymore. Most of the controversy stems from Palin's 17-year-old daughter, Bristol, tiny eskimo in the ovenand the predictable family values scrutiny that comes with such a revelation. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5044267&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Charlie White Is An Ice-Devouring Sex Tornado]]> Charlie White is just your typical kid from Michigan. By the time he was a teenager, he realized that ice hockey just wasn't for him — even though he had led his club team, the Detroit Wolverines, to a state title. No, he wanted to be much more creative on the ice. He wanted to dance. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=347913&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[When Small Baltic Nations Attack]]> Welcome to Latvia — birthplace of the zither. Chief export: wood. Currency: the lat. Oh, also, their national hockey team tied the U.S. on Wednesday at the Winter Olympics, 3-3. More »
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