Vikings wide receiver Jerome Simpson had a rough Sunday. While the rest of us were kicking back, having a few beers, and enjoying an exciting finish to the Masters, Simpson was getting a hard lesson in the cold and uncaring nature of our world. That's because some asshole stole two pairs of Air Jordans and a $600 Teavana tea set off of Simpson's porch.
Witness one man coming to the sad realization that his neighbors cannot be trusted to be decent people:
Man why ppl gotta steal right off my front porch two pair of Custom J's cold world!! twitter.com/rome081/status…— Jerome Simpson (@rome081) April 14, 2013
Damn and they stole $600 dollarteavana tea set!! Cold word!!!— Jerome Simpson (@rome081) April 14, 2013
An I thought I had the best super noisiest neighbors ever!! Yall failed ME!— Jerome Simpson (@rome081) April 14, 2013
@mttwlsn16 because I thought I lived in a good neighborhood an if they where there for one day on my front porch they would be ok!— Jerome Simpson (@rome081) April 14, 2013
Poor guy. And if you're wondering why Simpson owns a $600 tea set, you need to stop being a hater. The man likes his tea:
@megastosin you must have never had/beenteavana tea!— Jerome Simpson (@rome081) April 14, 2013
Do the right thing, Jerome Simpson's neighbors. Restore this man's faith in humanity along with his ability to sip high quality tea.