With the NCAA tournament at a close, and the recent decision allowing Northwestern football players to vote on forming a union, Jon Stewart and The Daily Show decided to tackle an issue near and dear to our hearts. Never has the exploitation of teenagers been funnier.

Part 1 is above, and Part 2—where the knives really come out—is below. You'll want to stick around until the end for a very special, heartwarming version of "One Shining Moment."