newVideoPlayer( {"source":"motionboxTranslated","player":"http:\/\/video.gawkerassets.com\/128432157-70dfc38bacc54d8c-flv.flv","native_source":{"thumbnail":"","sources":[{"url":"http:\/\/video.gawkerassets.com\/128432145-99fbe257d85ec71f-mpeg4_online_sd.mp4","codec":"video\/mp4","width":500,"height":319.65}]},"width":500,"height":319.65,"key":"#@729b1ef2eb63513996a","swfUrl":"http:\/\/video.gawkerassets.com\/flowplayer\/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.7.swf","agegate":false} ); The good part about Arena Football — the front row is right on top of the players. The bad part, for one Orlando waitress, is that the players occasionally end up in the front row. [NFL.com]

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