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			<title><![CDATA[Elderly Irish Horse Trainer To TV Reporter On His First Big Win: &quot;I'll Have Fuckin' Sex Tonight And Everything&quot;]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/2097 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/2097 --> From the Emerald Isle we bring you this clip of trainer Peter Casey&mdash;who looks and sounds exactly like you'd imagine an old Irish horse trainer to look and sound&mdash;after the Frank Ward Solicitors Arkle Novice Chase at Leopardstown which his seven-year-old Flemenstar won handily by 19 lengths.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5880272/elderly-irish-horse-trainer-to-tv-reporter-on-his-first-big-win-ill-have-fuckin-sex-tonight-and-everything" title="Click here to read more about Elderly Irish Horse Trainer To TV Reporter On His First Big Win: &quot;I'll Have Fuckin' Sex Tonight And Everything&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 29 Jan 2012 13:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Timothy Burke]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Rihanna's Bikini Top Offends Northern Ireland Farmer In Quaintest Dispute Ever]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1283 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1283 --> Well, this is adorable, and certainly newsworthy: Rihanna, who has probably worn a bikini top for ninety percent of her adult life, recently had "a conversation" with a Northern Ireland farmer named Alan Graham to discuss her wardrobe. As a result of the conversation, Rihanna will probably not wear bikini tops around Northern Ireland farmers anymore.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5844234/rihannas-bikini-top-offends-northern-ireland-farmer-in-quaintest-dispute-ever" title="Click here to read more about Rihanna's Bikini Top Offends Northern Ireland Farmer In Quaintest Dispute Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 27 Sep 2011 11:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Irish Rugby Team Wins One For The Displaced]]></title>
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				<em>Chris Benz and Dave Shireley will be filing dispatches from the Rugby World Cup in New Zealand, in the odd moments that they are sober. For a rugby glossary and position guide, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5839983/">click here</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5844072/the-irish-rugby-team-wins-one-for-the-displaced" title="Click here to read more about The Irish Rugby Team Wins One For The Displaced">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 26 Sep 2011 19:35:15 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Running Diary Of One Of The Greatest American Rugby Performances Ever]]></title>
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				<em>Chris Benz and Dave Shireley will be filing dispatches from the Rugby World Cup in New Zealand, in the odd moments that they are sober. For a rugby glossary and position guide, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5839983/">click here</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5840746/a-running-diary-of-one-of-the-greatest-american-rugby-performances-ever" title="Click here to read more about A Running Diary Of One Of The Greatest American Rugby Performances Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Sep 2011 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mick McCarthy's Secret To Successfully Managing A Soccer Team: Handshakes]]></title>
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				Wolverhampton manager Mick McCarthy has finally revealed the secret to his immense success. Every morning, McCarthy greets his players by firmly pressing his palm meat against their palm meat, curling his fingers around their fingers and ecstatically pumping his hand inside theirs. Over and over. Until the whole team has received a nice stiff shake.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5820871/mick-mccarthys-secret-to-successfully-managing-a-soccer-team-handshakes" title="Click here to read more about Mick McCarthy's Secret To Successfully Managing A Soccer Team: Handshakes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Jul 2011 14:35:33 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: Uc0Q42hJUA0 --><!-- /videoId: Uc0Q42hJUA0 --> From the lower levels of Irish soccer comes the double-whammy: an own-goal, and the braining of a teammate.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5686345/a-very-painful-own-goal" title="Click here to read more about A Very Painful Own Goal">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Nov 2010 10:15:28 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Celebrate England's World Cup Run....By Subjugating The Irish!]]></title>
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				Many eating and drinking establishments will try to capitalize on World Cup Fever by offering specials deals for soccer fans this month, but see if you can pick out what's wrong with this one.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5556253/celebrate-englands-world-cup-runby-subjugating-the-irish" title="Click here to read more about Celebrate England's World Cup Run....By Subjugating The Irish!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 05 Jun 2010 13:20:12 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Ireland's World Cup dreams die, and France's live on, thanks to a goal that saw two strikers clearly offside, and a pair of blatant Thierry Henry handball assists to boot. The Irish, as you might expect, aren't taking this well.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5407881/old-logic-france-surrenders-new-logic-france-cheats" title="Click here to read more about Old Logic: France Surrenders. New Logic: France Cheats">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Brainstorm! What if, instead of having scared little children try to ride sheep, we strapped stuffed animals to their backs and made the fuzzy little guys race? Leave it to the Irish to take mutton sports to the next level.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5336146/all-the-mutton-none-of-the-bustin" title="Click here to read more about All The Mutton, None Of The Bustin'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Irish Sports Minister Doesn't Believe A White Man Will Ever Break 10 Seconds in the Hundred Meters]]></title>
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For shame, Marten Cullen, for shame. In the wake of the 2008 Olympics Ireland's sports minister is tired of the country focusing on sports that they clearly can't win. Instead he wants to bring business to bear on sports via the competitive advantage of nations theory. What kind of sports should Ireland give up? Well, sprinting for one. Why? Because, of course, that's <a href="http://www.independent.ie/opinion/analysis/suddenly-a-voice-of-clear-reason-in-our-theatre-of-olympic-dreams-1466331.html">for black people</a>. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5044923/irish-sports-minister-doesnt-believe-a-white-man-will-ever-break-10-seconds-in-the-hundred-meters" title="Click here to read more about Irish Sports Minister Doesn't Believe A White Man Will Ever Break 10 Seconds in the Hundred Meters">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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