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Just because you don't really give a crap about horse racing doesn't mean you shouldn't be enjoying yourself like the happy-go-lucky types at the OTB. The Kentucky Derby is really just one huge ass party divided in two parts. The rich guys and southern belles cougars wear their most ridiculously extravagant outfits and sip delicious brandy that they proceed to water down and sweeten. It's kind of like Michael Scott asking for ice and Splenda to go with Lee Iacocca's 20 year-old single malt scotch. As everyone knows, the party in the infield is a different beast. More »
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