Last time we caught up with Tiziano Crudeli, the famed AC Milan homer, he was near suicidal after a particularly tough Champions League loss. Lucky he decided against taking his life, otherwise he wouldn't have seen Kaka's 100th club goal and we wouldn't have this call.

Unlike some other celebrations we've seen recently, Crudeli's preening would not come back to bite him; AC Milan beat Atalanta 3-0. Some of his colleagues tried to heckle him about Milan's terrible league position, but on this day, you couldn't tell Crudeli nothing.

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