Blowjob pantomimes are so passé. I mean, you can find them in hockey, in baseball, and even college football. For the new wave, we must look to Canada.

Here's two hosers celebrating a big night of baseball in Hogtown by pretending to play with a hose. Or a hog. They're enthusiastic! [RSN] h/t Polish Football

This is a Deadspin Video, in which strange sports moments are slowed down to ridiculous speeds and matched with indie music. This video features "Tell Me Where My Hands Should Go" by Boyracer. See previous episodes here.