James Harden got a step on Clippers D-and-3 guy (where "D" can be understood to stand for "dipshit goon with a sneer and six fouls to give") Matt Barnes in the second quarter; Barnes responded by unleashing his inner Wilber Marshall for some damn reason. For his efforts, he was awarded a flagrant-1 foul and some jostling and mean-mugging from various Rockets.

It's been a chippy affair these last few minutes, and nobody really likes either of these teams, so stay tuned. Maybe we'll get something Charles Oakley can be proud of!