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			<title><![CDATA[The Rangers Tossed Yu Darvish The Most Money, Dmitri Young Is Still Skinny, And More Hot Stove News]]></title>
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				 <em>Your roundup of all the hottest hot-stove items of the day (and <a href="http://deadspin.com/5861877/ken-rosenthal-to-my-mom-about-me-tell-that-little-twit-">whatever shit Ken Rosenthal is throwing against the wall</a>). This is ... HOT FUCKING STOVE!!</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5869907/the-rangers-tossed-yu-darvish-the-most-money-dmitri-young-is-still-skinny-and-more-hot-stove-news" title="Click here to read more about The Rangers Tossed Yu Darvish The Most Money, Dmitri Young Is Still Skinny, And More Hot Stove News">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:40:13 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Facial Expression On The World's Fastest Jump Roper Is Gold]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 03 Nov 2011 18:25:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[And You Didn't Think It Was Possible To Score A Header From 63 Yards Out]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: np_fazRTu8I --><!-- /videoId: np_fazRTu8I --> Ryujiro Ueda, a defender for J-League team Fagiano Okayama, enters the record books with the longest header goal in soccer (or at least <a href="http://youtu.be/trE0bjEO9VI">YouTube</a>) history. He owes at least a share of the record to the goalkeeper, who supplies the kinetic energy and misplays the ball perfectly. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2056120/Japan-defender-Ryujiro-Ueda-claims-new-record-58m-header.html">Daily Mail</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5855266/and-you-didnt-think-it-was-possible-to-score-a-header-from-63-yards-out" title="Click here to read more about And You Didn't Think It Was Possible To Score A Header From 63 Yards Out">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 01 Nov 2011 13:00:25 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dwight Howard Went To The Mall In Japan And Dunked On A 12-Foot Giraffe]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 01 Sep 2011 10:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Best 9-Year Old Girl Pro Wrestler You'll See All Day]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: E9obAE2w26Y --><!-- /videoId: E9obAE2w26Y --> From Japanese women's wrestling promotion Stardom comes this amazing match pitting Canadian Kenny Omega against Haruka, the tiny terror of the turnbuckles. And before you dismiss it as just a cute stunt, give Haruka a chance &mdash; she combines the technical skills of Dean Malenko, the high-flying abilities of Mistico, and the natural showmanship of Sailor Venus.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5826907/the-best-9+year-old-girl-pro-wrestler-youll-see-all-day" title="Click here to read more about The Best 9-Year Old Girl Pro Wrestler You'll See All Day">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 02 Aug 2011 11:15:32 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Incomparable Ichiro Swings Through]]></title>
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				Two surefire Hall of Famers played in the Bronx last night. One is having the worst season of his career at 37 years old, hitting nearly 60 points off his lifetime average, and still getting paid $17 million. The other one is Derek Jeter.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5824803/the-incomparable-ichiro-swings-through" title="Click here to read more about The Incomparable Ichiro Swings Through">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 26 Jul 2011 14:10:29 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Watch The Gut-Churning End To The Women's World Cup]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/975 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/975 --> The U.S. women's national team's run came to an end today in Frankfurt. Here's Abby Wambach's go-ahead goal in extra time, Homare Sawa's nifty conversion off of a corner kick soon after to tie it up, and &mdash; for the U.S. and for me, at least &mdash; the heartbreaking end in penalty kicks. I still advocate for Wambach's <a href="http://deadspin.com/5820892/we-hereby-nominate-abby-wambach-for-us-ambassador-of-headers-and-beautiful-goals">potential ambassadorship</a>, but I'm guessing Letterman is the likely next stop.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5822030/watch-the-gut+churning-end-to-the-womens-world-cup" title="Click here to read more about Watch The Gut-Churning End To The Women's World Cup">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 17 Jul 2011 18:25:30 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[And Here's The Japan Goal That Sent The World Cup Final To Extra Time]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: WbJQQj5DvF0 --><!-- /videoId: WbJQQj5DvF0 --> The US was sloppy in front of its own net, and this is what happens, from the handy foot of Aya Miyama. Why can't we have nice defenders?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5822019/and-heres-the-japanese-goal-that-sent-the-world-cup-final-to-extra-time" title="Click here to read more about And Here's The Japan Goal That Sent The World Cup Final To Extra Time">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 17 Jul 2011 16:42:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				On Sunday, the US Women take on Japan in the Women's World Cup Final. It will be a <a href="http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/jul/14/us-aims-to-take-care-of-unfinished-business/">"tall order"</a> for the Japanese, who have a <a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/japanrealtime/2011/07/14/slideshow-nadeshiko-japan-defeats-sweden-to-face-u-s-in-world-cup-final/">"height disadvantage."</a> Nay, a <a href="http://www.soccernation.com/japan-vs-sweden-update-japan-wins-and-will-face-usa-in-world-cup-final-cms-1489">"major size disadvantage."</a> The <a href="http://www.newstimes.com/sports/article/Courage-fortitude-key-Japan-at-Women-s-World-Cup-1465796.php">"small Japanese"</a> will <a href="http://pajamasmedia.com/lifestyle/2011/07/13/usa-japan-smash-their-opponents-to-advance-to-the-world-cup-finals/">"lack height"</a> against the Americans. But despite a match pitting <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/sports/soccer/2011-07-12-2770039865_x.htm">"the smaller Japanese against a taller opponent,"</a> coaches are<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hVTYhROQAkJJw9_rice1HM0dOaLA?docId=CNG.0ab2ac77281cfe1c695dd46990421301.781"> "playing down the height factor"</a>. This, even though they <a href="http://www.newstimes.com/sports/article/Courage-fortitude-key-Japan-at-Women-s-World-Cup-1465796.php">"have only one woman taller than 5-foot-7."</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5821628/soccer-analysts-find-many-many-ways-to-call-the-japanese-short" title="Click here to read more about Soccer Analysts Find Many, Many Ways To Call The Japanese Short">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 15 Jul 2011 13:39:25 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: dL5pTJ0ZaLk --><!-- /videoId: dL5pTJ0ZaLk --> Germany was hoping to win its third consecutive Women's World Cup and had home-pitch advantage to do so. Alas, Karina Maruyama of Japan's extra-time goal in the 108th minute relegated them to also-ran status. Japan advances to the World Cup semifinals, where they'll face the winner of tomorrow's Sweden/Australia match.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5819704/watch-the-goal-that-clinched-japans-remarkable-upset-of-germany-in-the-womens-world-cup" title="Click here to read more about Watch The Goal That Clinched Japan's Remarkable Upset Of Germany In The Women's World Cup">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 09 Jul 2011 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 Don Landrigan, who blogs about the L.A. Lakers at <a href="http://with-malice.com/">With-Malice.com</a>, lives with his family on the southernmost of Japan's main islands. What that means is he's not in the heart of earthquake-and-tsunami disaster zone, but his take on the subsequent devastation doesn't match what he calls "half-crazed ramblings" about hoops.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5781471/lakers-blogger-from-japan-offers-disaster-updates-perspective" title="Click here to read more about Lakers Blogger From Japan Offers Disaster Updates, Perspective">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 13 Mar 2011 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 Cameroon is playing for pride and the Danes must win if they want to advance. Talk about the different nations' cuisine and follow the game action in the comments below.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5571890/world-cup-open-thread-cameroon+netherlands-denmark+japan" title="Click here to read more about World Cup Open Thread: Cameroon-Netherlands; Denmark-Japan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Jun 2010 14:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 <!-- videoId: _saLrADKqNM --><!-- /videoId: _saLrADKqNM --> These teams have their work cut out for them if they're going to give us as exciting a game as any of the ones we had yesterday. Order a hash brownie California Roll and comment below.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5567500/world-cup-open-thread-netherlands+japan" title="Click here to read more about World Cup Open Thread: Netherlands-Japan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5563697/japan-wins-eighth-consecutive-world-cup-costume-contest" title="Click here to read more about Japan Wins Eighth Consecutive World Cup Costume Contest">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Japan's captain Makoto Hasebe is reportedly <a href="http://js.fifa.com/worldcup/news/newsid=1241929/index.html#hasebe+face+cameroon">fully healed from a back injury</a>, but can he lead Samurai Blue past Internazionale badass Samuel Eto'o and the rest of the Indomitable Lions? Should be a sizzler, so comment below.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5562555/world-cup-open-thread-japan+cameroon" title="Click here to read more about World Cup Open Thread: Japan-Cameroon">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A "global World Series," besides being redundant, is <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #budselig" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #budselig" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/budselig/">Bud Selig</a>'s latest bright idea to grow the game worldwide. It will also make us look bad.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5444812/selig-wants-to-outsource-championships-now" title="Click here to read more about Selig Wants To Outsource Championships Now">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Yep, that's <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LENNY DYKSTRA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LENNY DYKSTRA" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/lenny-dykstra/">Lenny Dykstra</a>, caught on Japanese television in a Los Angeles pawn shop. Deadspin translation services are on the case, after the jump.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5366516/nails-is-no-match-for-the-japanese-carl-monday" title="Click here to read more about Nails Is No Match For The Japanese Carl Monday">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Sep 2009 02:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The Atlanta Journal-Constitution has a theory. Something to do with the sun always being in their eyes? That's why its on the flag right?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5344594/why-do-japanese-people-squint" title="Click here to read more about Why Do Japanese People Squint?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:30:59 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LOU HOLTZ" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LOU HOLTZ" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/lou-holtz/">Lou Holtz</a> coached up the Fighting Irish and, afterward, a losing coach bemoaned a moral victory, so Saturday's <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged COLLEGE FOOTBALL" title="Click here to read more posts tagged COLLEGE FOOTBALL" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/college-football/">college football</a> exhibition was just like any other. Except Notre Dame won. <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203609204574314543738064848.htm">And the game was in Japan.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5324833/japan-learns-how-to-lose-from-notre-dame" title="Click here to read more about Japan Learns How To Lose From Notre Dame">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Japanese nerds have invented baseball-playing robots with talent far exceeding our own Major League all-stars and they don't require Gatorade or HGH. Well, I guess that's it. We had a great ride, humanity, but our time has passed.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5322012/japanese-baseball-robots-already-elected-to-the-hall-of-fame" title="Click here to read more about Japanese Baseball Robots Already Elected To The Hall Of Fame">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Some further fun facts about that two-inning, 66-0 Japanese high school baseball game <a href="http://deadspin.com/381063/the-japanese-dont-believe-in-tommy-john-surgery">we wrote about yesterday</a>:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/381511/that-66+run-japanese-game-behind-the-numbers" title="Click here to read more about That 66-Run Japanese Game: Behind The Numbers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Breaking news in the Beijing Olympics controversy: <a href="http://sport.guardian.co.uk/breakingnews/feedstory/0,,-7396803,00.html">They're fixing the toilets</a>. I've prayed for this day (dabs at eye with hankie). It makes sense. The Chinese government realized that if it wants the Olympics to run efficiently, then it needs to address this pressing issue. Simply put, American athletes will put up with a little Tibetan monk gassing, but they refuse to squat!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/372891/china-has-addressed-our-pooping-needs" title="Click here to read more about China Has Addressed Our Pooping Needs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We don't know how we missed this from Jeff Passan's <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=Age2pym4I_4eBiRibmVzsso5nYcB?slug=jp-japandarvish032308&prov=yhoo&type=lgns">excellent column on Japanese-Iranian pitcher Yu Darvish</A>, but apparently the fella, in addition to being the Sports Elvis of Japan right now, <a href="http://www.tremendousupsidepotential.com/2008/03/the_man_the_myth_the_mystery_y.php">isn't afraid to take it all off</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/371848/in-japan-the-pitchers-pose-nude" title="Click here to read more about In Japan, The Pitchers Pose Nude">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Well, it's doesn't <EM>feel</eM> the start of the baseball season tomorrow morning &mdash; jeez, like, 11 hours from now &mdash; but it is, in fact, the beginning: The Red Sox and the A's, in the Tokyo Dome, 6 a.m., baseball is here ... kind of.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/371430/at-last-the-glory-of-youkilis-is-introduced-to-japan" title="Click here to read more about At Last, The Glory Of Youkilis Is Introduced To Japan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A major controversy rocked Japan (but not as hard as <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkIIScXJt3I">Loudness!) </a>when police arrested three sumo wrestlers and their stable master for a hazing incident that resulted in the death of a teenage wrestler (<em>Ed. note &mdash;  oooof.</em>)<strike>to death</strike>. Sumo apparently puts its prospective wrestlers through a rigorous training process that includes hazing designed to "toughen" the young soft-bellies up before they waddle into the ring. Rituals included being beaten with sticks and other objects, sometimes severely battering their bodies. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/354632/this-doesnt-happen-at-benihana" title="Click here to read more about This Doesn't Happen At Benihana">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 09 Feb 2008 14:34:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				We like the idea of a major league manager named "Trey." It seems like an oddly informal name for a manager: We imagine them all having grizzled old-guy names, like Whitey, or Miller. But new Royals manager Trey Hillman is fresh off years with the Nippon Ham Fighters, and he's got, like, a new attitude or something. He also left the Japanese league a bit hanging.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/316691/somewhere-there-are-some-japanese-restaurant-investors-wondering-where-they-went-wrong" title="Click here to read more about Somewhere, There Are Some Japanese Restaurant Investors Wondering Where They Went Wrong">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:35:30 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Wednesday, we told you about how a Japanese team was close to <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/sammy-sosasan-could-rack-up-the-yen-227668.php">signing Sammy Sosa</A>, forcing him to pretend not to be able to speak Japanese. Well, it turns out that the Japanese <a href="http://www.japanbaseballdaily.com/">have had a change of heart</A>, thanks mostly to trans fatty acids.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/228317/sammy-sosa-is-too-fat-for-japan" title="Click here to read more about Sammy Sosa Is Too Fat For Japan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Jan 2007 15:00:34 EST]]></pubDate>
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				For all the talk about how baseball's All-Star Game has become boring and irrelevant, it appears the Japanese All-Star game has figured out how to liven up matters: Aliens in the dugout.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/189650/he-homers-in-peace" title="Click here to read more about He Homers In Peace">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:15:47 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				For the record, we would have done the same thing: Here's a video that's old, but has never appeared here, of pitcher Masanori Ishikawa of the Yakult Swallows, plunking former American major leaguer Tony Batista of the SoftBank Hawks in a Japanese League game. When it appeared that the rather imposing Batista was charging the mound, Ishikawa made his decision and made it quickly; to head for the hills.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/188631/exit-stage-right" title="Click here to read more about Exit, Stage Right">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:00:22 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				It's impossible not to have a good time watching Brazil, and not just because of the <EM>ladies, yeahhh</eM>. So far, the Brazilians haven't played that beautiful game we've all expected of them, but it's early, and Ronaldo hasn't lost all his weight yet. Give him time.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/182156/live-blog-brazil-vs-japan" title="Click here to read more about Live Blog: Brazil Vs. Japan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Jun 2006 16:00:25 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<b><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/world_cup_2006/4853210.stm">Brazil 2-0 Australia</a></b>.  It might just be me, but does Brazil seem a little but underwhelming thus far?  They seemed lethargic in their 1-0 win over Croatia, and all anyone could talk about afterwards was Ronaldo's apparent tubbiness, and Australia really gave them all they wanted today.  They do not look like the shoo-in some projected them to be.  As for the Socceroos, if they manage even a tie against Croatia, they'll be advancing to the knockout round...				<a href="http://deadspin.com/181557/checking-in-at-the-world-cup" title="Click here to read more about Checking In At The World Cup...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				All right, if you enjoyed yourself a solid weekend of World Cup action &mdash; yeah! we sound like a Coke commercial! &mdash; but you're stuck back at work, not quite woken up yet, sad you're not at a pub somewhere ... worry not! We're here for you.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/179749/live-blog-japan+australia" title="Click here to read more about Live Blog: Japan-Australia">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:00:39 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>The World Cup is ominously close! So that you aren't caught offside (they have that in soccer, right?), we're previewing all the participants, bringing you Four Things You Don't Know About Them. Today: Japan, the United States and Italy! Tomorrow we'll also be featuring leftover tidbits from all the teams. So if you have something you haven't seen here, send 'er over to <a href="mailto:tips@Deadspin.com">tips@Deadspin.com</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/176222/some-not+so+tiny-world-cup-tidbits" title="Click here to read more about Some Not-So-Tiny World Cup Tidbits">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 May 2006 14:30:37 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>The World Cup is ominously close! So that you aren't caught offside (they have that in soccer, right?), we're previewing all the participants, bringing you Four Things You Don't Know About Them. If you have a tidbit, send it along to <a href="mailto:tips@Deadspin.c">tips@Deadspin.c</a>om. Today: Japan! And for World Cup previews that are even better than ours, check out <a href="http://thatsonpoint.blogspot.com/">That's On Point,</a> who helped us with these as well.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/174041/four-tiny-tidbits-on-japan" title="Click here to read more about Four Tiny Tidbits On: Japan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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