When Rams rookie quarterback Jared Goff was just 17, he had some strong takes and the stones to express them publicly:

But now Jared is an adult and a famous athlete himself, which means he can’t afford such convictions. At yesterday’s Dodgers game, Goff and Puig officially buried the hatchet:

Shameful, if you ask me. You may think a person is allowed to change his mind about things as he becomes older, but I don’t want to hear any of that, because the First Law of Takes is that takes are forever. Those in violation will be punished, in this life or the next.