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Fish Have Needs, Too

jasonallen.jpgNow we turn to the Fish, we just acquired Daunte Culpepper. No receivers have been taken, so they can get Daunte a new toy... and I mean a receiver, not a new set of dice. Of course, they're also short a running back... let's see what they do.

MDS, what's Nick Saban want?

16. Miami Dolphins: Jason Allen, DB, Tennessee
NCAA athletes aren't allowed to hire agents, but Jason Allen was allowed to work as a summer intern for agent Tim Irwin and seek Irwin's advice. Can't we just say Reggie Bush was a summer intern for Michael Michaels (great name, by the way) and that his payment was free housing for his parents?

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