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			<title><![CDATA[Score One For Sabermetrics Haters: The Curious Case Of Jason Bay's Defense]]></title>
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				Boston chose not to re-sign Jason Bay, in part, based on his below average defensive metrics. Well, the problem with UZR is that no one really knows how to calculate it; in the latest version, Bay's an above average outfielder.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5525475/score-one-for-sabermetrics-haters-the-curious-case-of-jason-bays-defense" title="Click here to read more about Score One For Sabermetrics Haters: The Curious Case Of Jason Bay's Defense">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 27 Apr 2010 11:55:25 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mets Win Jason Bay Sweepstakes, Capping Glorious 2009]]></title>
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				Mike Francesa broke the news (really?) that <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jasonbay" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jasonbay" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/jasonbay/">Jason Bay</a> <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/2009/12/29/2009-12-29_jason_bay_mets.html">is going to the Mets</a>, pending his turn-and-cough with the doctors. Yay, for legit sports news! (Also, the Giants, worried about appearing too youthful, <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=Ah0ui2tOetCQXpQCSqnFsTA5nYcB?slug=ap-giants-derosa&prov=ap&type=lgns">signed 34-year-old Mark DeRosa</a>.) [DailyNews/AP]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5436548/mets-win-jason-bay-sweepstakes-capping-glorious-2009" title="Click here to read more about Mets Win Jason Bay Sweepstakes, Capping Glorious 2009">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:00:56 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ichiro Creeps Out Newest Tickle Buddy]]></title>
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				Ichiro was stereotyped as a meticulous robot, but would a cyborg tell <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JASON BAY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JASON BAY" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/jason-bay/">Jason Bay</a>, in Japanese, that he was going to "mess with your house"? Bay's response: "I didn't know what to say. It was weird." <a href="http://deadspin.com/5292752/griffey-tickles-ichiros-fancy-armpits">Safe word!</a> [<a href="http://fullcount.weei.com/sports/boston/baseball/red-sox/2009/07/15/two-days-ill-never-forget/">WEEI</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5316122/ichiro-creeps-out-newest-tickle-buddy" title="Click here to read more about Ichiro Creeps Out Newest Tickle Buddy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Manny To Dodgers, Bay To Red Sox, Little People To Pirates ... Mass Hysteria]]></title>
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Only trade deadline day can make the Intertubes blow up at 4:30 p.m. in the afternoon. Well, unless Heath Ledger dies. Anyway, Jon Heyman's got it: <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/baseball/mlb/07/31/manny.sweepstakes/index.html?eref=T1">Manny Ramirez has been traded to the Dodgers</a>. His manager is Joe Torre. Muse on that.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5031702/manny-to-dodgers-bay-to-red-sox-little-people-to-pirates--mass-hysteria" title="Click here to read more about Manny To Dodgers, Bay To Red Sox, Little People To Pirates ... Mass Hysteria">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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