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Wait, Which Jason Smith?

There's one that plays hockey, one that plays baseball, one that plays basketball, there's about five guys on IMDB with that name, and three gynecologists with that name.

Here's hoping the Rams took the football one. Or the gyno. You never know when those guys come in handy.

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